Thursday, April 30, 2020
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
Adverntures of Bud page 12
Whee this is fun I should ride the elevator more often than I do. Anything is more fun than sitting in front of my computer coding. I wonder if everyone is as bored by computers as I am. Or am I strange. I think I am strange. I am eating pizza and talking to myself in an elevator. Maybe I am strange. I wonder if other people think I am strange. If I ever talked to anyone I might find out if they think I am strange. Who am I kidding I am never going to talk to anyone.
The elevator door opened.
Not this again elevator. You are not going to tell me what to do. I can stay on this elevator as long as I want. You are not the boss of me elevator.
Bud pressed the up or was it down elevator button.
You can't get rid of me that easy elevator.
Bud got another piece of pizza and started eating.
I hope I don't get full to quick.
Tuesday, April 28, 2020
OatmealBreakfast new song is called compare
Episode 203: OatmealBreakst plays a video game
Monday, April 27, 2020
Episode 202: OamtealBreakfast plays a video game
Sunday, April 26, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 201
Saturday, April 25, 2020
Episode 200 0f OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Friday, April 24, 2020
Adverntures of Bud page 11
There is nothing like eating pizza on an elevator. Come to think of it have I ever eaten pizza on an elevator. Oh, yes I have. And its so fun.. It sure is better than sitting in my office chair in front of my computer coding. Who uses a computer anyway. I sure try not to.
Bud took a piece of pizza out of the pizza box and started to eat the pizza. The elevator stopped and the doors opened.
I thought a person was going to get on the elevator but, the doors opened to let me off. The elevator is so bossy. I can stay on this elevator for as long as I like. The elevator is not the boss of me. Yummy this pizza is good.
Bud finished off the first piece of pizza. And then started eating a second piece of pizza. If I eat to fast I will not be able to make this pizza last until lunch time. I can do this all day should I need to elevator. I hope I am not losing my mind.
Bud pressed the up button of the elevator.
One more ride on the elevator is not going to hurt. Unless by boss decides to get in the elevator and questions me on why I am riding the elevator and eating pizza. Maybe the boss does not remember who I am.
Thursday, April 23, 2020
Magician: OatmealBreakfasts latest song
Episode 198:: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Wednesday, April 22, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 197 - Kapman
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 196
Monday, April 20, 2020
Advertures of bud page 10
"p>Hi Bud."The pizza deliver woman said.
Hi whatever you name is.
You don't know my name.
I already told you I am a happily married man.
Get over yourself bud.
Why don't you get over me. I am not interested.
I am not interested in you either bud. I was only trying to be friendly.
Oh,I am sorry I read to much into you saying hi to me.
Sure. So I shut put the pizza on your tab.
Sure.
Have a great day bud.
Sure thing.
The pizza delivery woman handed Bud the box of pizza and left.You know I really should ride the eleavator while eathing this pizza. I hope I remembered to order the correct kind. Oh, its pepperoni. Whew
Bud pressed the elevator button. When the elevator doors opened he entered the elevator. The doors closed as he pressed down.
Episode 195 OatmealBreakfast plays a video game.
Sunday, April 19, 2020
Episode 194: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Saturday, April 18, 2020
Friday, April 17, 2020
Thursday, April 16, 2020
Scared: is OatmealBreakfasts new song
Adventures of Bud page 9
I need a rag. The sweat is going into my eyes. Ouch. This is the last time I do any real work. I am allergic to work. It does not sit well with me. I hope I am going to be able to push the chair outside. For that matter I hope I can make it to the elevator.
I wish the the company building had more floors. I do like to ride the elevator. Its fun. I should have picked a company with a tall building.
I sure could use an assistant. Wait a minute I lost my train of though. I sure could I don't know what I was thinking. I must be getting old. I can't ever remember what I was thinking even when I was thinking about it
I feel so down right now. Its mid morning. I have been here for what 20 minutes. Or is that 2 hours. And what have I gotten done. I have not even had my pizza. That's right. the pizza delivery person. I have got to get outside. I don't want to miss my pizza. It makes me hungry thinking about it. I will leave my chair here now. I can take my computer down to the street later.
Bud raced to the elevator. He was out of breath. Bud pressed the elevator. He counted 1001, 1002, 1003, as the elevator went down. As he exited the elevator the pizza deliver person was going to take the elevator up.
Episode 191: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
Episode 190: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
Episode 189: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Monday, April 13, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 187
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 188
Sunday, April 12, 2020
Adventures of Bud page 8
"Maybe pushing my computer in my desk chair will be to much work. I am allergic to work. It has never set well with me. Work is a waste of time. Am I talking to myself again. Sometimes I wish I were not my own best friend. Who need friends not me. Traci is all I need. She completes me. She is the one."
Bud unplugged his computer tower and monitor he struggled to get all the things in his desk chair.
All this stuff is not going to be able to fit in my desk chair. I hate myself. Why can't I ever do anything right. Other people do things right. I am I a failure. I am never going to amount to anything in life. I wasted my live being a computer programmer. I never make the right choices. I can do this. I will make the computer junk fit in my desk chair. I can do anything. I am a winner. I wish everything were not so hard for me. Things are a lot easier for other people.
Bud continued to struggle with getting his computer to fit into his desk chair.
I am going to have to take a break before I push this chair outside. I need to get to the gym. I am so out of shape. I detest myself. I detest my job.
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 186
Saturday, April 11, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 186 - Sudoku
Wednesday, April 8, 2020
Episode 184: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game.
Tuesday, April 7, 2020
workOut OatmealBreakfasts new song
Episode 183: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Adventures of Bud page 7
"Fine. I will wait for the pizza delivery person myself. Nothing ever gets done around here. Does that mean I am lazy? It can't."
So bud sir I can't sit around and listen to you complain. I have got to get back to work.
Sure. Alexandra.
When Alexandra said that i complain it hit me like a gut punch. I think of myself as a suck it up and push through. How can Alexandra think of me as a complainer. She has got to be wrong. Looks like I get to go sit in front of my computer and do some programming. i wonder if my computer would work if I drove my bicycle over it. That sounds fun. Plus I can be outside when the pizza delivery person. Now how am I going to get the computer outside?
And I can't let Alexandra see what I am doing. Or maybe she would not care. I could tell her I am taking my computer out for a walk. I need some kind of rolling cart with wheels to put the computer on."
What do I have in my office that rolls and is big enough to put my computer on. I have got it. My desk chair. Way to go bud buddy. Why am I not an inventor. I have always had a knack for making something out of nothing. Now how do I get my computer unplugged and on my desk chair.
Monday, April 6, 2020
Epiisode 182: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Sunday, April 5, 2020
Episode 181: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Saturday, April 4, 2020
Episode 180: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game - Rubiks cube
Friday, April 3, 2020
Episode 179: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Adventures of bud page 6
"Why can't I get to sleep? I can't do anything right today. I never do anything right. Why did I bother getting up today.I suppose I could get some coding done. Its such a drag. I have been wanting to learn ethical hacking. If I did that I could ditch this desk job and sit in a chair at the beach hacking websites under an umbrella in the cool ocean breeze. I feel so tired.
Why is it that when I don't want to take a nap I get tired. But, when I am tired and I want to take a nape as soon as I lay my head on the pillow my brain goes on red alert?
Its so dull in here. Why didn't I get a job where I can be outside. Why did I ever learn how to use a computer? Where is that pizza delivery person?
Alexandra where is the pizza deliver person?"
I have no idea boss.
You know I detest it when you call me boss. Call me Bud. We are friends
So you think that we are friends?"
Yes
Does that mean you are going to stop paying me to be your secretary. I thought you were cheap Bud but, not that cheap,
That is nonsense. I want you to think of me as a coworker
Really.
Really. Let me know when the pizza delivery person delivers the pizza?
I don't feel like it bud sir. I am Busy doing more important things.