Sunday, May 31, 2020
Episode 233: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Advertures of bud page 19
It sounds like my tooth is not the only thing that is bothering me. My conscience is also bothering me and its decibel level is high. I am glad its not another person.
Bud open up that elevator door. I need to use the elevator.
Bud opened the elevator door.
"Who are you sir?
Never mind bud. There is not time for an introduction. I need to get to a meeting. And you made me late.
Bud felt anxiety race from his head to his toes. What have I done. I made this person late for a meeting. I am a horrible person. What have I done. I am a horrible person. I am a horrible person. I am sure this person things Bud LongInteger is a horrible person. What have I done. This silence is awkward.
Do you know anything about Melittology?
Bees are my favorite insect in the world. But, sadly I don't know much about them. The man said,
I wish I had taken up the study of bees instead of working this office job. I could be outside right now. Watching bees flit from flower to flower. Listening to there soothing sounds. And I ended up here. Trapped in this office from 10 to 5. The best hours of the day,
You sound unhappy Bud,
Saturday, May 30, 2020
Episode 282: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
I played Aquaplane on episode 232 of OatmealBreakfast plays a video game. The game is on Zx spectrum games and I watched a video of Aquaplane game play. Thank you for watching.
Friday, May 29, 2020
Funny hacker is my new song.
Thursday, May 28, 2020
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
Adventures of bud page 18
Why did I even bother to get up today. I am so miserable right now. And to top it off I am talking to the wall of the elevator. I wonder if I should open the elevator door. What would I find on the other side of that door?
I can't wait until I get off work and I can go drive my ice cream truck. I suppose I should get back to my office and do some coding. Blah. Why didn't I get a job at computer city bakery. Instead I get to sit in front of my computer and write errors. How thrilling. I do feel a bit guilty about not working. What do you think elevator wall?
I think you should get back to work Bud LongInteger. The voice said.
Bud jumped up in surprise,
Tuesday, May 26, 2020
Episode 230: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Monday, May 25, 2020
Sunday, May 24, 2020
Saturday, May 23, 2020
Episode 227 of OatmealBreakfast plays a video game.
Adventures of bud page 17
Traci is an amazing woman. I am glad I married her sometimes. I should have married her sooner. What if I had not married Traci at all. Where would I be now? Would I have a different job? Would I be happier? Would I live in a different city? Would I have a bigger house? What could have been. Have I made the right choice in life.
What if I had learning about botany Would I be a farmer now. Would I be collecting rare seeds. Spending all day outside. Doing something that is useful. Listening to birds and crickets. Being in the worm sunshine in the morning.>/p>
And I am here in this building. Blah. I don't think I like being inside. That reminds me of that article that talked about the fact that most people spend most of their lives inside. The thought of spending most of my life inside makes me sad. I want to get outside. I want to get outside. I want to get outside. I suppose driving the ice cream truck does get me outside. And maybe I could do strand up comedy in a park. I am so miserable right now. I hope Traci is having a good time.
Thursday, May 21, 2020
RC Aficionado my latest song
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
Tuesday, May 19, 2020
OpatmealBreakfast Plays a Video game: Episode 223
Monday, May 18, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 222
Sunday, May 17, 2020
Episode 221: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Saturday, May 16, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game: Episode 220
Friday, May 15, 2020
Episode 219: OatmealBreakfast plays a vide game
Advertures of Bud page 16
"You know how I hate garlic bread." Bud said.
"What are you talking about Bud. Everyone loves garlic bread.
"Everyone but, one. And that one is me."
"I learn new things about you everyday Bud LongInteger. You are an amazing man."
"Will you stop Traci. I know you don't mean it.
You are right bud I don't mean it. Just joking. Live a little bud. All that make work is making you uptight.
I have been uptight for years. Its not the work that makes me uptight. I got this job because I am uptight. The job does not make me uptight.
Whatever bud. Goodbye.
Thursday, May 14, 2020
Episode 218: OatmealBreakfkast plays a video game
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Cereal: OatmealBreakfasts latest musical creation
Tuesday, May 12, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 216
Monday, May 11, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 214
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 215
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I am sorry my dear. I did not mean to put the much pressure on you. I did not think how my saying that would impact you.
Blah blah blah bud. I don't know what you are talking about.
Why are you calling me Traci?
I wanted to talk to you.Why do you want to talk to me Traci no one else wants to talk to me. I don't even want to talk to me. Why do you want to talk to me?
You are so dramatic bud. I want to ask you if you could bring some pizza home for dinner?
Pizza for dinner Traci. I don't know about that. I am eating pizza for lunch. I don't know if I want pizza for dinner. I suppose I could stomach eating pizza for dinner. Sure Traci I will pick up some puzzle for dinner. Or I suppose I could have it delivered to the office. You know I am a busy man. I like to do lots of make work. Unnecessary work that does not have to be done.
Saturday, May 9, 2020
Friday, May 8, 2020
Thursday, May 7, 2020
Adventures of bud page 14
I am not going to do what you tell me elevator. I am an adult. I am the boss of me. You are not the boss of me elevator.
Buds cellphone rang. He reached into his pocket to get the cellphone.
Why did I ever get a cellphone. I am wistful for the days when I was not constantly interrupted by my so called friends. I wonder who wants to bug me now. Oh, its Traci. What does she want now? Maybe I should not answer. I bet she wants to talk to me about something bad. I know something bad happened.
Hello, Traci how are you. The love of my life. My reason for living.
Reason for living. That is putting a lot of pressure on me. I don't think that you should put that much pressure on me. I don't know if I like being your reason for living.
Wednesday, May 6, 2020
OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 211
ComoSeDice OatmealBreakfasts latest song
Tuesday, May 5, 2020
Episode 210: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Monday, May 4, 2020
Episode 209: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game
Sunday, May 3, 2020
Episode 208: OatmealBreakfast plays a vide game
Advntures of Bud page 13
"I should be happy I could be sitting in front of a a computer writing code. You know what is worse than coding. If you guessed reading than you are correct. There is nothing worse than sitting staring at a book all day or for five minutes or anytime at all. I don't think I sit around well. Why am I always talking to myself? Maybe i need some friends. I have Traci. I don't need friends. I almost forgot I was married. It feels like I have been at the office for hours.
I cant wait to get out of here so i can go drive my ice cream truck. There is nothing worse than sitting in a stuffy office. Why did I ever get this computer coding job? Why can't I save up enough money to buy a pizza cart. I could sell pizza by the slice. Driving around all over computer city deliver pizza to the people of computer city.
This pizza is so good. I really need to learn how to make pizza before I quit this job and start driving my pizza cart. I feel a bit guilty about not doing any coding. But, not guilty enough to sit at my desk in front of my computer. Eww. I think I need someone to talk to. I am a people person after all. Have been since my early days. Ha.
The elevator door opened.
Not this again. How dare you tell me what to do elevator,>/p>