Don't reat this post

This will be a very exciting post. I am still reading a book on php and I am still also reading reading Dive into python three. I hope to get both of those books read this year. See I told you it would be an exciting post. Who knows maybe by the time computers can program themselves I will be able to write my own computer games. That is all for today. Goodnight and good evening.

sillys fake diary entry #19

January 13, 2000

Dear diary

Since I had so much fun eating the pumpkin pie yesterday today I thought I would eat a big bag of mixed candy. I am talking about the big bags of candy that you will find at almost any store. I think they would be called fun size. And I did have fun eating the candy.

I stated eating the candy at 9:00am and finished at 4:00pm. I know that seems like an outrageous amount of time to eat one bag of candy and I agree. Most of the time was spent trying to get the last few pieces eaten. It took me ten minutes to finish off the last two handfuls of candy.

Wow I feel great even though I have eaten all that candy because I feel a sense of accomplishment. Yay. Have a great night diary.

sillys fake diary entry #18

January 12 2000

Dear diary

Man do I feel bad diary. My stomach hurts. From those few words you know I had an exciting day. It was wild in fact. At 9:00am I sat down to eat a piece of pumpkin pie. I had the piece finished by about 9:15. I was feeling good so I decided why not eat the whole pie. I know what your thinking diary, silly is wild and even zany. I am those things diary.

For the next few hour it was pandemonium. Who knew sitting at the table and eating some pie could be so exciting. I almost had the pie finished at around 3:00 all I had left was one piece. And that piece took me the longest to eat because I was stuffed by that time. I should not have taken forty five minutes to finish off what amounts to a small bite though.

I had that pie polished off at 3:45 but, I was so stuffed and exhausted that I was no good to anyone including myself for the rest of the day. I am proud of myself. A week ago I would have said one piece of pie is enough and called it a day. Today though I set a hard goal and met the challenge. Yes, Yes, Yay. Sweet dreams diary.

sillys fake diary entry #17

January 11 2000

Dear diary

Sorry for not writing a diary entry yesterday but, I was so tired that I did not feel like writing. All that driving or I mean flying to the silly compound from the silly apartment. It was like ten minutes in the car or I mean plane so I was just completely exhausted. I know you would be to if you spent that much time traveling diary.

Today I just sat around and argued with Ms silly. Oh our relationship it so volatile. We yell at each other more then we have civil conversations. It was not always that way. Two or three months ago we were as happy as anyone I have ever known. I don't know what changed in our relationship but, something did. I don't want to know what changed though, I just want to bury my head in the sand and hope things get better someday.

I guess my marriage is not so bad. For one thing I have a woman who cares enough to remember my name. She cared enough to marry me. She has put up with me for longer than I though anyone would ever put up with me. I hope things get better someday. I am tired so, goodnight diary.

I'll say it again

I'll say it again. I want this to be the year that I start making my own small programs and animations. I know I can do it. I just need to focus and work hard. I want to do it so hopefully I will reach my goal, then again maybe I won't. Who knows.

sillys fake diary entry #17

January 9 2000

Dear diary

Today was another boring day at silly's apartment. I just sat around watching T.V. BORING. I am so boring. I never do anything exciting. Heck with it I am tired so goodnight diary. I think I will head for the silly compound tomorrow because this apartment living is getting tiresome.

sillys fake diary entry #16

January 8 2000

Dear diary

After yesterdays flurry of activity(reading a book) I was exhausted so I spent my whole day today on the couch in front of the T.V. watching DVDs. I know what you thinking diary how exciting silly why don't you quit boring me and get back to watching the movies. Your wish is my command diary. Goodnight diary and see you tomorrow.

sillys fake diary entry #16

January 7 2000

Dear diary

Diary you probably don't know this about me but, when I was younger I want to be a world class chess player. The reason I did not become a chess player was because of lack of practice and also I did not know a rook from a king. I would say not knowing which chess piece was witch piece was pretty embarrassing when you dream of being a chess player.

So that is why today for the first time in years I picked up a how to play chess book. And after reading through it I still do not know a rook from a queen. How disappointing. My dream has come to an end because I finally realize that I will never be able to play the game I love. I will just have to watch the game and still be confused as to what exactly is going on. Not knowing what is going on in the game is part of the excitement really.

I did not do much besides reading the chess book today. Yea it was a boring day though I am exhausted so goodnight diary.

sillys fake diary entry #15

January 6 2000

Dear diary

I could not sleep at all last night so you know what that means yep, no one else got to sleep either. I know it is so selfish of me to wake everyone up but, I do play good music even though it is loud. Thinking of other people has never been my strong point that for sure.

I am so tired I don't think I will continue writing, goodnight diary. I am off to watch Austin powers, goodnight.

sillys fake diary entry #14

January 5 2000

Dear diary

Its more of the same in the new year diary. I fly here I fly there. I don't technically fly of course. I fly on a plane that flies. You got me I don't actually fly on a plane that flies. You always know when I am not telling the truth diary.

You know me and you know that I would never spend the money on a plane ticket. No I would never do that. Instead I fly my little wooden glider that I buy at the store for a dollar or two. I have been flying those types of gliders since I was a little silly. Young silly I mean. Flying them brings me back to my youth. What fun I had today.

I fly my little glider in the park next to my apartment which is plenty big for flying. The only problem I had today was that it was so windy that all the glider did when I threw it was fly right back towards me. Sure I could have thrown it with the wind but, what fun would that be. There is no challenge in that. I always need a challenge as you know diary. The glider never broke even though it hit the had ground numerous time very hard.

I am sure I have bored you enough today diary, so goodnight and I will be writing you tomorrow. Sleep well. OK you don't sleep but, you get the idea.

sillys fake diary entry #13

January 4, 2000

Dear diary

I promise you diary that I will not write another diary entry like I did yesterday. I was emotional and upset. I'll say it again, it won't happen again. On to happier things.

And those happier things are will, nothing really. Today I just sat around in my apartment and ate chocolate cake. I adore chocolate cake. I once ate one whole chocolate cake in an hour. I was upset at that time too. I am so upset I don't feel like writing anymore today dairy. Goodnight.

Sillys fake diary entry #11

January 3, 2000

Dear diary.

I am so upset dairy. Its three days into the new millennium and already I can't wait for this year to end. My life is horrible. Misses silly is so unreasonable I can not believe it. Which is why I can't wait for this year to and maybe are marriage to end.

Diary she said she wants me to pay more attention to her. How dare she. We are married so I am not supposed to pay attention to her. "Attention is for courtship maria" I said. She had the gall to tell me that I was mistaken and said that if I did not start treating her with more respect she would leave me. "Leave me for who" I said. She said "Living with you all these years I don't want another man". "Thanks" I said. She said "Don't take it as a compliment, I meant I realize I want to live alone, because you are so mean to me. I said "You think I am mean to you, you should see the way I treat other people because I am downright almost nice to you. Our argument went on for a few more minutes then I stormed out of the apartment.

She can leave me for all I care. I will just get someone else. Oh heck I don't want her to leave, I am really fond of that woman. Maybe she will change her mind or I could change my mind and start treating her nicer.

All this talk about my marital problems has left me drained. I am eating an ice cream cone and then its off to bed for me. Goodnight diary.

sillys fake diary entry #12

January 2, 2000

Deary diary

Well dear diary we are almost two days into to the new millennium an you know what it feel an awful lot like the last millennium. That's just my astute observation

I have a confession to make diary I have already given up on my new years resolution I made what like yesterday. I know, I know how could I but, I figured that is what everyone else does and I want to be like everyone else so I should make a resolution and then give up on trying to accomplish my resolution shortly thereafter. I don't think I will ever stick to a new year resolution but, I will keep making resolutions every year. That does not make any sense does it, oh well.

I feel so guilty diary because I did not get anything done today. I just sat around eating turkey sandwiches and what was left of my sugar cookies. The were more sugar cookies left over than I though there were. I think I will hire some one to make the cookies for my new years eve party next year.

I have go to get to sleep now because I am flying back to silly city tomorrow, wishing you sweet dreams diary.

sillys fake diary entry # 11

January 1, 2000

Dear diary

Dairy I had a wild night last night. I stayed up until 9:00pm. Yea I got tired and fell asleep. In my defense the night before I stayed up until 8:30pm half an hour past my bedtime. I start losing energy after my bedtime diary.

The new years eve party went well even though it did not last until new years day. Everyone was there: my teddy bear, my computer, my favorite books and last and certainly least I was there. It would have been a star studded event except that I was there, lol.

The sugar cookies were a hit. Teddy my teddy bear said they were the worst he ever tasted in his life. But teddy has not had much of a life so what does he know. Besides I think he likes to make me upset by saying mean things to me.

As you know diary I make a new years resolution every year. And as you also know diary its the same resolution year after year because I never follow through with my resolution. If I did accomplish my resolution and then made the same resolution the next year what would be the challenge of the resolution. I would be setting myself up to succeed though and I like to succeed even if its a lock that I will succeed.

Here is my resolution just like last year diary. I want to learn how to program. I know it is a big goal but, this is the last year I am will come though. Next year I will be a programmer and then I will need to get another resolution, I think. Well diary its already past my bed time, goodnight.