How Fritz and Sally broke up

You see Fritz and Sally had broken up over and argument over Sally's blog. Fritz felt sally had gone overboard on a post she wrote.

Fritz had come home one night and he was supposed to go to the supermarket ket for some oranges for a orange duck sauce that Sally was making for a special anniversary. It was fritz's and Sally's one week anniversary. That was special because Sally's other relationships had not lasted more that one day. So sally was excited for this anniversary dinner and when fritz said he did not pick up the oranges that he was supposed to get Sally instead of getting angry and yelling at fritz she took her grievances to her blog.

Telling all her readers what a mean person fritz was for not listening to how important the oranges were to her and instead totally forgetting to get them. "Fritz is so inconsiderate" Sally wrote. "How can I be in a relationship with a man who forgets to get oranges from the store. This looks like its the end of our relationship" She wrote. The comments on the blog telling her to dump fritz and get someone better were numerous.

It was a terrible mistake by Sally. She knew fritz new about the blog and she knew her read it to. So to write what she wrote was asking for trouble. Later that evening when fritz got on his computer and read the blog he was livid when he read the post whose title was Fritz should go. He never liked to scream or I should say he was not a yeller. So he used as strong a tone as he could to tell Sally in no uncertain terms that he had made up his mind because she had aired their dirty laundry in such a public place that he was leaving. He did not want to live with someone who would put her personal live in such public view. And he started packing his dufflebag.

Fritz sally yelled "you knew that I had a blog and you knew that I talked about my personal life on it after all we did meet though my blog." Yes I did though I was not involved with you at that time" he said. "I thought you would change for me" he also said. "How dare you fritz expecting me to change the way I do things, get out" she said. "It will be my pleasure" fritz said. First up though you need to give me the twenty dollars that you own me for the pizza that we ordered." He said. "How dare you. Get out now fritz" she said.

Fine but, I will have my lawyer contact you." fritz said.

"You do that my former man" She said."

"Fine. he said. And with that fritz left on his moped and Sally sunk into a sadness and sunk her teeth into a bowl of Cesar salad as she always did after her all to frequent breakups.

We fast forward to the party at Tally's. "He fritz" she said.