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It has just been brought to my attention that you students were asked to write questions on flash cards and put them in a box, I said. So without further interruption from myself I will now attempt to answer your questions without giggling. A yes, This question is from a student named anonymous and she write Mrs. Swoons how to you stay miserable in a marriage, I mean it takes more to make you miserable than um it takes more to make a marriage work than have a someone who makes you miserable. Does it not?.

My name is Mrs. Swans so it says on my business cards and letterhead. No, it does not take more to make a marriage work than to make each other miserable. Next question.

Where did you meet your husband?

I can't remember I try to block it out. No, seriously we met at my house. I hear a loud racket and realized it was someone was trying to steal my car in my driveway. So instead of being sensible and calling the police I ran outside and found tank trying to break the drivers side window so he could open the car door and hot wire the car and drive it away.

I said hey there what do you think you are doing. He; I will give him credit for this was honest, I am trying to steal your car. I held a boom handle to his back pretending it was a weapon and said stop right now or I will call the police and he said go ahead. And I said wait a minute if you go out with me I will not call the cops and he said why would you do that. I said because I need a date and who better to go out with than someone I can't trust. He reluctantly agreed and it has been misery ever since. Thats one story of how we met I have other where he was working the drive through at a fast food restaurant

And the next question is. What lead you to get into lecturing about misery?

Well one day I was extremely happy and decided I need a career change so I decided to make a list of jobs I wanted to try. And to make it interesting I would think of jobs that I wanted to do that I had no qualifications for. So I thought doctor, lawyer, chef, but, none of those things interested me so I thought some more and realized what I need to do was right in front of me all the time. I have been miserable all my life that was one thing. Then I would always get questions from friends about how they could be miserable like me. Let me give you and example

Yvette you are always so miserable and I am always so happy. Every time I see you there is a miserable expression on your face. How can I be more like you. And I would tell them my secrets to a truly miserable life.

So I thought why give out that advice for free why not charge money I thought then I can be rich and make no mistake I wanted to be rich. I had read an article in some paper saying that rich people are some of the most unhappy people in the world so it was then that I decided that I need more money and lecturing about misery was how I was going to get it. So I needed to start a business.

So how was I to start a business without knowing about business. I'll tell you how in my new book which you can pick up at any online store. Its called How to start a business by Yvette swans an woman who knows nothing about business. Next question.

And this next question is asked by a woman named anonymous. Hmm anonymous must be a popular fist name at me university

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