If I received an award it would be for the most selfish person of 2013

The award i would receive would be the selfish person of 2013. I am the most selfish person I know. My acceptance speech. I want to thank myself for being here today because if I did not spend so much time thinking about myself and my own well being with total disregard for anyone else and there feelings I would not be here today. To anyone out there who worries about what I think of them I say. Don't worry about what I might think of you because I never think of you are anyone else except myself. So relax.