Monday, August 31, 2020

Adventrus of Bud page 45

how should I know Bud. I have never seen you play a video game.

I see. So you think I would be a terrible esports player and you are trying to spare my feelings by saying you have never seen me play a video game.

Believe me I don't ever want to spare your feelings. I don't care about your feelings.

"That is good to know." Bud said.

"So you like me but, you are glad I don't care how you feel".

"That sums it up."

"I thhought you wanted to marry me after Traci divorced you."

"That would be taking it a little fast. If Traci or I should say when Traci divorces me I want to maybe stay single for the rest of my life. I would not want to go through the pain of a divorce. I would berate myself for not picking a woman I would actually spend the rest of my life. Self blame."

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I play a 1983 Zx spectrum game called scuba dive on this episode.

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Saturday, August 22, 2020

Adventures of bud page 44

"I feel so alone whatever your name is." Bud said.

We all feel alone Bud.

You don't feel alone as I feel right now. If I were a success if I had put in the work at work and not goofed off she would have stayed with me. She would never had fivorced me if I owned a mansion on the hill.

There are hills in computer city. I thought it was all flat land?

A mansion on the hill is a figure of speech. It means to be rich.

Thans for the less. I have not felt like this since school.

I am glad I could educate you.

For the record I did not and hever never liked school. School is for some people and I am not one of those some people Bud,

Do you think I would be a good esports player." Bud asked the woman.

Monday, August 17, 2020

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ON this episode I play a 1983 Zx spectrum game called invasion of the body snatchas.

Sunday, August 16, 2020

Friday, August 14, 2020

Wednesday, August 12, 2020

peanuts Song Remixed

I mixed peanuts song. Its the 2nd song I uploaded to the internet. I never mised peanuts song when I made it. I did not know that I had to mix my songs or could mix my songs.

Adventures of bud page 43

"coreect. Now about my side hustle. Do you tink I could be a dating coach for other men in computer city. After all I am a hopless romantic.

I was being facetious when I said you are a hopeless romantic.

Oh, I see. And what else have you lied about in our conversation. You know I have feelings.

I know you have feelings bud.

I don't like being lied to.

Sorry is not good enough. I can't belive that after all we have been though.

We have only know each other for 10 minutes.

So. I thought you were the one who I was going to spend the rest of my life with and now I find out you are a liar.

How can you marry me when you are not even divorced from Traci.

She wants to divorce me. That is how.

She only said that she wants to talk to you about something.

And she wants to talk to me in person. And if she wants to tatk to me in person about something its got to be something important. So she must want to divorce me. I have never been there for her. Its always me trying to get out of work. I have nothing left now. I am going to end up alone.

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I play xo-fighter on this episode.

froggy gameplay OatmealBreakfast Plays A Video Game Episode 311

On this episode I play zx spectrum froggy.

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

socks Remixed

Socks is the first song I uploaded to the internet. I decided to remix it. Or mix it. Since I had no idea about mixing when I made socks.

raceman gameplay OatmealBreakfast Plays A Video Game Episode 310

On this episode I play a dos video game from 1982 called raceman. Its a car raching game.

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I play A Zx spectrum game from 1983 called fighter pilot.

Saturday, August 8, 2020

Adventures of Bud page 42

So do you want to have a relationship with me or not.

You are a hopeless romantic Bud. You really know how ot woo a lady.

Do you really think so. I have been looking for a side hustle. OK, its more like i have been looking to quit my job. I detest computers and I detest computer programming.

You must have something in your life you like.

I thought Traci was something I liked in my life. And now she wants to divorce me. I suppose I do like being an ice cream truck drive and my stand up comedy.

You do stand up comedy. You don't strike me as being funny.

Looks can be deceiving. I asure you that I am one of the funniest people who likes in my house.

YOu know if you lived alone bud that would not be saying much.

I don't live alone. I live with traci until she packs up her bags and leaves me. I want to cry.

So then when she leaves the house when you say you are the funniest person in your huse you will not be saying much.

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Its floppy frenzy on this episode.

deathchase gameplay OatmealBeakfast Plays A Video Game Episode 305

I play a Zx spectrum game from 1983 called daathchase

Friday, August 7, 2020

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I play Anti-ballistic misslie on this episode. I did not play it well.

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I paly 3d combat zone on this episode,

Adventrues of Bud page 41

I don't know if I want to get in a relationship with a married man. I have not had good luck with relationships.

The past does not determine what is going to happen in the future. Because you have not had good relatonships in the past does not mean your relationship with me will not be great.

Are you happily married?

I thought I was. Traci wan'ts to talk to me about something and I am fearing the worst. You see I am at work a lot. Most of my time at work is spent trying to avoid work. SO I guess you could say I am a workaholic at trying to get out of work. I work hard at trying to avoid wy work.

I see. Tell me more.

I don't have much mroe time on my lunch break. Have you made your decision yet. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

I doubt that bud.

You are probably right. I am not that great. I don't want to be alone when Traci dumps me. I have never not been in a relationship in my adult life. I have nevver been single in my adult life. And when traci dumps me I will be singe. And I can't let my record of nonsingleness go up in smoke.

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Adventures of Bud page 40

"That was not a guess. By the way is there a limit to the number of guesses I can guess." The woman asked.

No,But its an interesting idea. Maybe I should limit the number of guesses so we won't be here all day. If Bud LongInteger is one thing he likes to get his work done. I am on my lunch break you know.

Is your first name Bud?"

Wow, you are quick. How did you guess my name so fast,

When you said you name was Bud LongInteger I assumed your first name was Bud.

Oh, I screwed it up. I can't do anything right. You know my marriage is on the rocks. It might not last much longer. So.

Are you saying you want to have an affair Bud?

No, of course not. Its more like a get to know each other in case my marriage does dissolve I won't end up alone and miserable.

I am looking for a relationship myself. I am not sure I want a relationship with an unhappily married man. I will give it some thought.

Well don't give it to much thought my lunch break is over in five minutes. And women find me irresistible.

Oh, I see. I will think it over quickly.

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I play pac-girl on this episode.

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I play a Zx spectrum game called the birds and the bees on today's show,>/p>

Sunday, August 2, 2020

Adventures of Bud page 39

"Do you ever wonder if you have made all the wrong decisions in life?" Bud asked.

By the way sir what is your name?

I don't want to tell you my name.

Gee wiz. Can I guess your name then?"

Sure. Are you going to try to guess my first or last name or both.

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"I am going to try to guess your first name.

Great, go for it,"

"Can I asked you a letter and will you tell me if its in your name or do I have to guess a whole name,"

Whole name.

That makes it a little tougher. Well let me see. You are outside a company that does work on computers so what is a good name for a computer geek.

Excuse me miss I take issue with the words computer geek.

What would you rather be called?

Computer enthusiast.

Fine, whatever your name is.

Whatever your name is is not my name. Guess again.