Wednesday, July 31, 2013

I am my closest friend

Myself. Thought I am not a very good friend to myself. I feel lonely most of the time and I am boring.

I am trying to get out of the house more and hopefully someday soon I will talk to someone more than saying, hi. I thought about this the other day. I thought you never talk to women you like. Then I had an epiphany now I know why I am single. Because as I have found out from observation if I women are friendly to me and I don't say anything to them the will for some reason I can't understand think I am not interested and move on. I suppose they can't read my mind. I wish my mind were a book so that they could read it and then I would not have to go up to them and risk getting rejected.

And I need to work on my smiling. When I say hi I usually don't smile unless its someone I know would never like me. Which is weird I know. So I am working on smiling at women who I think like me and not wasting my smiles on people who don't care. I am cutting down on wasted effort.

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Adventures of Bud, page 8

Hi I am bud, I don't know where the narrator when. I think hi is on vacation. So on to more of my story.

So I got out of the drivers seat amid the threat of Jessica coming to get me out. "Fine" I said. I went to the back seat which was not so bad. I had a game console hooked up to a big screen television back there and a fridge packed with BudCola.

BudCola is a new drink that I am coming out with and it tastes like regular old cola but, with my first name on the front of the name. Its so cool you can't even buy it in store of for that matter anywhere. And I don't know when or if it ever will be available. Remember you heard about it here first thought.

OK, enough of my self promotion. Ok, When you buy BudCola you will be happier than you ever have been. Though there are no studies to back that up its just what our soon to be coming commercial says.

So I was living it up in the backseat on level whatever of my video game when all of the sudden the car like comes to a stop and I think what. Oh, I know we have to pick up my date. So I am like to the drive totally this is not cool can't we just leave her sitting on the curb and go party. I don't like the woman much anyway. "We can't do that boss man. "Why". "She told me we can't and plus she is paying me some extra money to make it worth my while to pick her up and not listen to your orders. "So do what you have to dude, but, I am not going to like it" I said.

Traci gets in the car and I say "Nice to see you. I have missed you so much since the last time I saw you" I lied. I forced out a fake smile to further convince her that I was sincere.

She says like hi dude I missed you to. And I think yea right, whatever. "Take us to the beach" she said. And I go what, I thought we were going to get some food. Yea, will do that later.

"Oh, really", I sneer. What is going on here. What in the world is she doing I thought to myself as I felt panic rising in my throat. I hope she knows what she is doing. Oh, this is so never wracking. What could we not have gone for the food first I keep thinking.

"So what are your hobbies Bud". "I like computer programming and computer hardware". And I don't like you I thought about adding but, I stopped myself. That would have seemed so rude to say someone. Besides I wait to insult someone after she has paid for dinner and I want a quick exit from our date so I can go home and play computer games.

"That's interesting" Traci said. Whith a sappy smile on her face that would have melted even the coldest hearts. "I know, as you will find out I am one of the most interesting persons you will ever meet" I said. Hey its not bragging if you can back it up with the stories and I have the stories even if I have to fudge the truth a little. Its like salt. A little salt brings out the taste.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

When I look in the mirror, I see

see someone who feels he has used his computer to much over the past few years. Someone who is not that old and not that young who feels like the years are slipping away. Where did the years go. Why didn't I make better decisions when I was younger.

I also see someone who is a lot different than I was a decade ago when I could barely saw hi to someone or lift my head from the ground. I was so self conscious I thought everyone probably thought negative things about me if they thought of me at all.

Also I see someone who really likes some people but, is afraid to admit it. I see someone who needs to shave his beard because he has let it grow to long.

I also see someone who is not the person he wanted to be but, how do I know that I would like being the person I wanted to be. I might become the person I wanted to be and not like it.

For example when I was younger I always wanted to work on cars when I grew up but, now I could careless about working on cars. Its not exciting to me anymore. So no car mechanic in my future.

I wanted to learn a lot but, I never put much effort into learning but, I would do it someday I thought that being someone with a lot of knowledge would make me happy or enjoy life more. And I still think its fun to learn. So I can keep that dream. Just do the best that I can. And if someone is smarter than me. Then good. Its good I am not the smartest person in the world. Because if I was the human population would still live in caves.

I also see someone who thought no woman would ever be interested in him but, has found out that is not true. I don't talk to the women I like and who like me. But, I want to. Now I at least say hi. But, that is not enough for me I want to say more. I can tell that someone who like me are nervous also. And I don't want them to be nervous.

But, even if my life is not perfect I am still alive and that is great even on my bad days. You can't beat a sunrise of sunset.

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A plinky Answer

A year of change. The year 2013 was is a time when computers got faster and smaller. We are not so much into using desktops or laptops instead tablets and smart phones are what people want. I am trying to think what else to write. A year when we get pictures from mars, self driving cars are on the horizon, That's all I can think of.

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Monday, July 29, 2013

If I had a sandwich what would it be

The Lumberjack special, Daniel style. It would be a sandwich with sourdough bread made to look like wood. Stuffed with olives, tomato, lettuce, green beans, tofu, wild rice, salt, pepper, mushroom. served with a side of french fries and a nice cold glass of water.

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Adventures of Bud, page 7

The hour of Buds big date was here. Jessica woke Bud up with her loudspeaker. "Bud its time for your date" She screamed throw the blasted device that always drove Bud crazy. He always wanted to take if from here hands and smash it to the ground. Who does that to his nanny thought I would be seen as a total lack of respect then he would be sent to his timeout corner; The corner next to his closet in his room. He did not want to go to the timeout corner ever again. Now here is Bud to narrate the events of the date as he saw them.

I was rudely awakened by my nanny. I still adore her though. I ran to my closet to throw on my sweatpants and t-shirt, tennis shoes. When I realized they were not in my closed they were still in the plastic bags from the cheap store I always by clothes from. I sheepishly walked away from my closet and to the bags where the clothes were stored at the foot of my bed. One I was properly attired. And I looked great if I do say so myself. I looked great great, great. Quiet Bud. Get out of my story telling Jessica. Sorry about that little interruption.

"Now its off to the limo" I yelled. I always took my imaginary go cart down to my limo but, first I had to drive it all around the house. Good thing it was an electric go cart otherwise it would have made the house smell bad. And would have been way to loud. So after I parked the imaginary go cart I waited for my driver to open the door to the limo. I never touch door handles you never know what diseases you can get from them. I was about to hop in the back seat when I decided to take the car for a little spin, hey its my car and I can do what I want even though I have never driven a car before. Why not lean on the big car.

I had seen someone start a car on a documentary so I was good there and I knew the gas peddle was on the right and come on I knew how to steer I just did not know how to break or where the break was. Luckily I forget to take off the parking break and stayed stuck until my driver came around to the driver seat and said that if it came to it he would have to call Jessica and have her come here and forcibly remove me if I did not get out of the seat and into the back right this instant. I knew Jessica had a temper and was some one I did not want to tangle with so I did as he asked. "Where to" my driver asked.

I refuse to mention his name here because he was so mean in threatening to get Jessica.

"Where do you think". I said. "The moon" I added immediately after. I will let Bud tell more of his story in the next post.

Sunday, July 28, 2013

How I feel about being written about and photographed

I like writing better than being written about. But, no one has written about me so I am not certain how I would feel about that.

I like taking pictures because i am so stunning the camera loves me. No kidding I could be a model. I have not put like a vblog on the internet but, the idea does sound exciting. I wish I would be a video blogging star but, I would probably destined for obscurity. Oh, well I am sure super stardom had its downside.

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Party Animal

I feel energized if they are women I like otherwise I wish I had stayed home and read a book or watched a movie. When I was younger I never really cared if I saw someone. Never got excited thinking that I might see them. That's how I remember it anyway. I probably thought I was weird if I wanted to see someone or talk to them. I was like that until about a decade ago. Which was when I had my first huge crush on this woman I like. It was so energizing to see her. It made the rest of my day great every time I saw her.

Now whenever I see some one I like I feel great but, otherwise as I said I would rather stay home and read a book. And I don't even like reading that much.

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Saturday, July 27, 2013

Home is where my friends are

Yes a nomadic way of life would be fine to me. What makes a place home to me is where my friends and family. At least that's how I think I feel.

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Adventures of Bud page 6

So Bud spent the whole next day getting ready for his big date with the woman he wish he was not going out with. Or maybe he did want to go out with her. We are not that close where he would always tell me things like that.

He went to on his best shopping trip of the year. "Oh, an excuse to go clothes shopping. I can't wait" he said as his limo pulled up to an undisclosed discount clothing store in computer city and his butler shot him a funny glance. The store was a plain rectangular building but, gee wiz did it have cheap prices. "I like cheap clothes" Bud said. He got out of the limo with his people and walked into the store like he was some big shot. "How come nobody knows who I am". "I am a big television star and I play in a rock band" he lied to the cashier who gave him a funny look. "Don't ask me which television show or which rock band I mean how can you expect me to remember minor details like that when I have more important things to remember" he said. He picked out a orange shirt and green sweatpants. And he took the outfit up to the register and was ready to get out of the store because he had the clothes for the date. He payed ten dollars for the entire outfit and walked back out of the store while thinking "I am such a great shopper. I know she think I know how to shop for clothes with this outfit." "OK. its more like suit of armor it sounds more manly. After all I am a man".

Back at his motel room Bud was so excited he could hardly wait to change into his suit of armor". "Where is my cola. I need to drink my cola before I can get dressed". He eventually got his cola soda and then got dressed. "No, no, no" he said with a frown of his sunburned face. "He store over to the curtains on the windows and looked outside and realized that it was still noon and he had several more hours on his hands until the big date. "What to do know". He thought and could not come up with anything good so he decided to take a nap. "I always look better after I take a nap" he said to his nanny Jessica deviceDriver. An adult with a nanny it seemed odd to most people but, Bud was not most people these days. He looked at his pillow with horror. "I always have trouble getting to sleep as you know Jessica so can you sing me a lullaby". "sure" she said. "Sing the one about the two laptops who raised the tablet when the tablets parents left her.

The song goes: Were laptops and more powerful and have a bigger screen and you are a little tablet and we love you so. Bud was sound asleep by this point. Jessica was always amazed at how fast the lullaby put Bud to sleep. She tucked the blanked over his shoulders and turned on the television. Yes the television was taken by surprise because he thought Jessica and him were friends even though they had just met.

She took the television out the door walked down to the paved parking lot and smashed the poor machine to pieces. The machine had no chance.

Friday, July 26, 2013

A place I would like to go in history

Thomas Edison's workshop the day they found the elements for a light bulb that worked. I think it would be fascinating to be around Edison. I hope I would learn a lot.

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Thursday, July 25, 2013

I have changed my opinion on television

Television. I used to watch a lot of television before I got a computer and got on the internet. Then when I got into entering a lot of sweepstakes I was on my computer a lot. Then I thought wow, I would love to watch t.v. and have not internet because the internet is horrible.

Then now I have lots of television channels to watch and I don't watch it much. When I do I mostly watch baseball or some other sports. Though I do enjoy watching counting cars, and Two broke girls. I thought I would enjoy t.v so much but, I don't enjoy it anymore and I don't like it as much as I thought I would. So I have changed my opinion on television. At my age I would rather read a book or take a nap than watch the tube

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Adventures of Bud, Page 5

I am ending the party because I am tired or writing about it. So Bud leaves the party with Optisha's cell phone number and a promise to call to ask her out on a date.

Bud was hesitant about even going up to optisha to tell her that he was interested. He had had several bad relationships with possessive women the past and he did not want to get involved with another women who thought she could control him. For instance Traci Graph.

She and bud had met at the computer city diner. It was dusk on a beautiful day in computer city. The sky was pink and yellow with a slight breeze. Bud had had a great day out on lake computer city fishing thought he caught no fish. He was laughing and giggling at his own jokes as he entered the diner since who else could he talk to he had no friends and stayed on his computer all day programming. Besides he always told himself that he did not like or need people. His computer was all that he needed he always said in his internal conversation with himself. He sat down at a booth near the door. Traci had noticed Bud immediately and made a beeline from her seat at the counter to Bud's booth seat. Bud was reading the latest issue of computer freak magazine.

"He my name is Traci" She said to Bud as she smiled sweetly. "Your shy are you" She smiled at Bud. Still no answer from Bud. "Can I sit down" she asked. "Its a free country you can sit where you want" was Buds Terse answer as he keep reading the magazine without looking up at her. She took a seat.

She looked adorable in her red mini skirt with while blouse and pony tale that tamed her red hair. Here pale skin was freckled.

"So whats your name young man?" she asked. A bright smile on her face. "Come on you can tell me or I can find out anyway" she said.

"Bud" he said. Bud was wearing blue jeans, green shirt, and his head is shaved; just the way he liked it. He did not like to mess around with combing hair or washing all that hair or the tangles that hair that he would have to brush out with a comb.

Bud smiled. The last time he would smile at something Tracy said. OK, my name is Bud. Oh I should have lied about my name he thought to himself. I don't know this woman. Traci smiled. "Now was that so bad". "OK, no." "So how about a date tomorrow night Bud I know a great pizza place and we can go bowing. I know you'll love bowling Bud. Everyone loves bowling." A frown crossed Buds face. And he thought to himself. I will say yes so she will leave me to my magazine reading. "Sure I will go" he said in a condescending tone.

"Great" She said. "I will she you tomorrow Bud." That's when the adventures began.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

If I were a nomad

I am not sure but, I think a nomadic life might be something I want to try.

I would travel alone and go to all the pro surfing events of the asp or other surfing competitions. Not as a competitor but, as a fan. Getting up everyday and going to the beach and seeing the waves and water and being out in the sun and being in one place for only a short period of time now to me that sounds like fun.

Then in the off season I would go to Las Vegas so that I could play poker to make money for all my traveling. So then the would would be my home instead of only a small area.

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Another plinky answer

I am not into food, I don't usually people watch when I travel. So my answer is the architecture.

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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

My dream home

It would be a small log cabin with a loft 6 windows and a skylight. The loft would be my sleeping area.

I would keep my possessions down so It would have a big screen Television and a DVD player, with a comfortable chair. A picnic table that would be a place to eat and read books. A led lamp. A closed for my clothes, I also want a solar shower, and a solar oven, solar panels, windmills, and a forest garden; to power and wash and cook, then grown my own food. I would want to use as little of the earth's resources as possible.

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How Fritz and Sally broke up

You see Fritz and Sally had broken up over and argument over Sally's blog. Fritz felt sally had gone overboard on a post she wrote.

Fritz had come home one night and he was supposed to go to the supermarket ket for some oranges for a orange duck sauce that Sally was making for a special anniversary. It was fritz's and Sally's one week anniversary. That was special because Sally's other relationships had not lasted more that one day. So sally was excited for this anniversary dinner and when fritz said he did not pick up the oranges that he was supposed to get Sally instead of getting angry and yelling at fritz she took her grievances to her blog.

Telling all her readers what a mean person fritz was for not listening to how important the oranges were to her and instead totally forgetting to get them. "Fritz is so inconsiderate" Sally wrote. "How can I be in a relationship with a man who forgets to get oranges from the store. This looks like its the end of our relationship" She wrote. The comments on the blog telling her to dump fritz and get someone better were numerous.

It was a terrible mistake by Sally. She knew fritz new about the blog and she knew her read it to. So to write what she wrote was asking for trouble. Later that evening when fritz got on his computer and read the blog he was livid when he read the post whose title was Fritz should go. He never liked to scream or I should say he was not a yeller. So he used as strong a tone as he could to tell Sally in no uncertain terms that he had made up his mind because she had aired their dirty laundry in such a public place that he was leaving. He did not want to live with someone who would put her personal live in such public view. And he started packing his dufflebag.

Fritz sally yelled "you knew that I had a blog and you knew that I talked about my personal life on it after all we did meet though my blog." Yes I did though I was not involved with you at that time" he said. "I thought you would change for me" he also said. "How dare you fritz expecting me to change the way I do things, get out" she said. "It will be my pleasure" fritz said. First up though you need to give me the twenty dollars that you own me for the pizza that we ordered." He said. "How dare you. Get out now fritz" she said.

Fine but, I will have my lawyer contact you." fritz said.

"You do that my former man" She said."

"Fine. he said. And with that fritz left on his moped and Sally sunk into a sadness and sunk her teeth into a bowl of Cesar salad as she always did after her all to frequent breakups.

We fast forward to the party at Tally's. "He fritz" she said.

Monday, July 22, 2013

A poem

I will write a poem.

The trees were golden.
With water glistening on their leaves.
Which the morning sun helped show.
It was mid fall now.
Football, and cold in the air.
A new year was months away.
The leaves were dying.
So the trees could live another year.

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Farthest I have traveled away from home

I went to the state of Washington when I was little but, I don't remember what we did on the trip or anything about the trip.

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Saturday, July 20, 2013

Adventures of Bud, Still partying

Yes Sally had set the whole party up with Tally's unknowing help to get grist for her gossip blog meal unfortunatly all the people at party were not big celeberitys of computer city wich was a downfall of sally's plan but, as long as she had something to write.

Patricia Meow was there also and sally could not wait to pubish juicy tidbits about patricia on her blog. Patricia was was a lion tamer of the computer city zoo unly she did not know the fist thing about lions which is not a good thing if you are a lion tamer in a zoo so I am told. Patricia was legendary for getting overloaded on food at parties and singing songs like "Party tonight at the top of her lungs much to every ones enjoyment. The woman could not carry a tone and yet she beleived that she was robbed of a singing career because of a toe nail injury singing practice in high school that deprived her of seeing a talent scould when said scout showed up at the comuter city high scool. She was in the traing room getting her toenail taped when the talent scout was there and by the time she was all taped up it was to late and the scout was gone and patricia knew then that here dreams of singing stardom were not going to be realized.

At this party patricia had to many cheese crackers and started singing "Why my, why me I am not a tree, I am a person so you should see me." Oh, it was just horrible but, there was nothing anyone could do once she got started she would not stop until she had exhaused all her energy. Which was usually an hour into her inpromptu singing performances and that was just about the time that everyone wanted to throw her out in the street.

Patricia Meow was a good looking woman. She is 5'10" tall dark brow skin with shiny black silky hair. Blue eyes, large feet and an angular jaw bone. Men constantly were asking her out but, she was not interested in a relationship because of all the bad relationshiips she had had in the past including one suitor who stole all her record collection. And she also had a marriage that lasted and I am not kdding about this no more than 48 hours before she decided that she had had enough and drove a rented car from the honeymoon to her home in computer city without so much as a goodby to her new soon to be former husband. More on this later if I can remember to write about it.

So as you can see her outbursts at parties were a little more understandable in light of what I have just told you is it not?

Sally was walking around the room just looking for more stories to write on her blog when her old boy friend Fritz address. "oh, no why did I have to see Fritz her of all the places in computer city why here and why now.

Who I would want to write my biography

I would want Tim green the former Atlanta Falcon Defensive lineman to write my biography because I think he is a funny writer. So I think he would find a way to make my life sound hilarious.

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Friday, July 19, 2013

Why I am no longer a sports fan

Not any more. When I was younger say in my high school years I was obsessed with sports. I followed football, baseball, basketball. I was into what players my favorite teams should trade and for who and free agency. I also payed attention to the NFL draft and the NBA draft. I was obsessed. It was my who life it seems to me looking back on it. Also I would get upset if say a talk show radio host did not think my favorite player was as good as I thought he was. I also listened to a lot of sports talk radio.

Why I am not that into sports anymore. I feel that the time I spent obsessing about sports was a tremendous waste of time. It makes me upset to think that I wasted my youth on something that I did not like that much. I feel that I should have been reading books or enjoying life not worrying about a sports team. But, I cant go back in time and change how I lived my life. But, I don't have to keep living my life the way I always had.

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I hope this blog helps me become

To make me more fearless. To me its scary to write where people might see what I write. So I think every time I write a blog post and even though I know not many people read what I write I hope that I am becoming more fearless more of a risk taker.

Or maybe I hope my blog makes me fear failure less. Since my blog does not get that many visitors and is not a success.

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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Adventures of Bud, still at the party

Tally's place was stylish to say the least. The couches were black leather and made for two. She also had a fish tank beside the television with exotic fish such as tiny sharks and gold fish. So ok, gold fish are not exotic but, I would say shark's are.

Tally had a weird taste in music. That is to say that she did not holiday music for it. It would drive like to anything but, holiday music; Christmas, Halloween, Easter, hanukkah, quanza. You name it she liked the holiday music for it. It drove bud mad when he would go over to her house and her Christmas holiday music in the middle of July. It did not sit good with. But, he bit his tong and he did not complain except behind her back to her friend when he knew tally could not hear what he said.

The Halloween party was pretty much confined to the living room because as everyone but, tally knew. Tally had few friends. She had been a loner all through her life and now at the age of thirty she thought to herself that something needs to change here. I want friends, I want a family, though she knew it would take time for her to switch her thinking from being a loner who did not want any friend and only thought that thought being smart and working hard at her school work and her job was the only thing that mattered to someone who sort of did not care as much about work or her job and though much of how she wanted to have a more active social life. For the first time in her life she was wondering why she did all that studying and work what did she have to show for it except a big whole of loneliness in her hart where she new she wanted friends to be. That is why she threw this party.

Back to happier things instead of tallies lack of any social life or any life whatsoever. Bud was sitting on one of the love seats scarfing down cotton candy and loving every minute of it. How much fun was this Bud thought to himself. Wow, I could eat cotton candy all day or not. I am not sure because I have not tried that before so I will put that on my list of things I want to do before the next summer solstice. Sally was enjoying listening to other peoples conversations. Here favorite thing to do at parties was to eves drop and then post peoples inner most secrets to her blog so she could get more hits and embarrass her friends. Of course she published her blog under a pseudonym. Oh, she was going to have a lot tonight.

Just some of the juicy stuff she heard was that Ted Timeout was in debt and had only a few months worth of money to keep his car dealership going because he had made some bad investments in the computer city stock market. And Ted's was was going to leave him for another man if he did not clean up his act and pay more attention to her. Ted was notorious for working 16 to 18 hour days which did not leave him anytime to do anything else besides sleep and eat and well that was it.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Adventures of Bud, He is at a party

And a women in a tiger suit answered the door and Bud was scared that she would eat him he being only a lowly ladybug. Bud his fears we unfounded. It was only Sally. He breathed a sigh of relief when he found out it was only her and not a real tiger because as everyone knows real tigers cannot answer doors because they have no hands.

After a brief hello to Sally Bud entered the apartment. It was decorated in fine Halloween style. There were orange and black paper mache pumpkins all around. A giant bowl of candy in the middle of the room. And one of Bud's favorite candy's was in that bowl candy corn.

Candy corn had been Bud's favorite Halloween candy ever since he could remember. It brought back so many memories. That orange and yellow candy made him think off fall and football and going to his grandma's house on Halloween to which a scary movie marathon on the scary movie channel. More on Bud's favorite scary movies in another post. Bud would always eat to much candy corn so his stomach would protest and he would not feel good but, he did not care he would just push through it and celebrate the holiday.

The song on the stereo was This is the time to be scared a big hit in computer city that was always played all day on all the computer city radio stations on Halloween much to the displeasure of computer city's inhabitants. It was on day a years so it was not the end of the world to have one song on the radio. Some of the costumes in the room were amazing. One couple was dressed as a zebra and the zoo keeper. How would that scare anyone bud, thought. "What are some people thinking when they pick out their costumes" He said to no one in particular in the room.

There was also so someone dressed as a used car salesman. "Now you are taking bud said to no one." The used car salesman costume consisted of a power blue suit with brown elbow patches and the man was giving a sales pitch to everyone who crossed his path. "Wait a minute" Bud said. That is Ted TimeOut from computer city car sales. Computer city's number one car dealership. Ted is show tacky Bud thought. Who would come to a party dressed as a used car salesman when they were a used car salesman. Ted misses the whole point of Halloween.

Daniel Thornton the gardener costume was even worse he had on a pair of jeans and a green shirt. What was he supposed to me. Bud could not tell.

The room Bud was in now was the living room. It had the paper mache pumpkins as I said before. And it also had a 80" big screen television with dvd player, two love seat couches, a huge circular table in from of one of the couches, and best of all light yellow shag carpeting.

That carpeting was great Bud and sally had helped tally put the carpeting in last summer. All three adored anything retro. It made the room look so disco Bud could harly contain his excitement when they were finished installing the stuff.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

More adventures of Bud longInteger

Bud did not think he would marry as he was not one to believe in the true love. There is only one woman for me. But, Op changed all that or more like her family fortune changed all that. He needed money and she needed a man.

Bud as cunning as always knew when he went to the party that sally took him to that there would be rich women there so he dressed well and was sure to be on his best behavior. He would not be mean Bud longInteger at this party no sir or ma'm. He got the costume of a ladybug at the costume shop. Sure it was weird he thought a man dressed as a ladybug for a Halloween costume but, he thought it would make all the women laugh at him and seem non threatening. He would be well positioned to get a right women then. That was what he thought and that was not guarantee. Because what Bud often thought was often wrong. Almost always sometime.

He not only hated parties as I said he was hated at the last party he went to. He sat on a couch in the corner and looked with a scowl at people who would dare look in his direction and look like they were going over to make conversation. He had become quit antisocial in the months since I last updated my fictional story of Bud longInteger. He had become mean. Sad to say. I will get to the seen he made he made in computer city costume tomorrow or when I remember to write about it or when I come up with something that he did that was terribly rude.

He arrived at the costume party at Tally Loners in fine style in a compact sedan. He really went all out on the car to make an impression unfortunately for Bud he was making the wrong impression. He thought all I will show the women that I am a smart rich person and like to save his money. But, Op thought how did Bud loose all his money and so that he could only afford a compact car as she said later after their wedding. Truth be told Bud spent all his money on clothes and fancy dinners. Some of which I will document later in my story. The party was in a two-story apartment building in downtown computer city. It was a slow Halloween. Kids were not out on the streets yet. It was only around dusk. The leaves were falling from the trees as they always did every winter in computer city. The city was different that any other city in the country in that regard.

Outside the apartment there were jack-O-Lanterns on the sidewalk leading up to the door of the apartment building with scarecrows and skeletons and strange enough the gardener mowing the lawn mowing the grass in front of the building in a giant cow suit. It made passerby laugh instead or recoil in fear which is what Daniel Thornton was going for. Sure right. So he told everyone but, I don't thing he was telling the truth. Bud walked up the path in his ladybug costume and knocked at the door and heard footsteps and someone say be right there.

Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Bud is back after a long absence

This is my first post this year so its been a long time since I posted. I want to continue with the adventures of bud longInteger. Here I go.

Bud is all grown up now and his is married with kids of his own. Here name is Optisha though everyone calls her Op for short. How Bud met Op is a fascinating story that I will now go into great detail about whether you the reader likes it or not.

Sally float bud's best friend from computer city university wanted Bud to go to this Halloween party with her but, as I know Bud hates parties. But, you will die alone Bud if you don't get out and meet some one; special someone. To spend you life with.

"I have my computer sally and my dog rexx." Bud said. "You need more to have a full life than just those things Bud, I am so worried for you. I don't want to see you so alone." Sally Said. "I am not alone. But, sine you badgered me to go to the party I will." "Thanks Bud you have made me the happiest best friend anyone could ever have.

Since this was a Halloween party and Bud had no decent costumes in his closed he had to go on a shopping trip and if there is one thing that Bud liked more than his computer it was shopping trips. He would spend hours and hours looking for just the right outfit though he was always saddened that his computer never noticed his fashion choices. It might have been because his computer was not a sentient being and not capable of seeing or talking to he. Might have been. Bud always went to bed mad at his computer when the computer failed to notice his new clothes.

He always got over it in a day or two or more.

As your narrator I think it is my duty to make my opinion on this subject. What a waste of time for Bud to spend all this time clothes shopping to impress his computer when obviously the computer did not care and Bud did not go out to parties or have one if any friends.

For the first and only store on his shopping trip Bud went to computer city costume. As computer city's only costume shop it was the natural place to go. Though he could have shopped online though Bud though he should get out of the house once in a while. Besides he and his computer needed space. The each needed time alone. Yes, they needed some some alone time.

Computer city costume was in a plain former warehouse that in no way looked like a costume shop it looked more like an office building and an ugly office building at that. The day Bud went it was nearly empty Because Bud was so rich he could have the store close down just for him and his so called friends and Op. It was a clear day and he was excited to make a costume purchase which meant that Bud would Buy the costume that he did not want because the costume he would want was not and stock and Bud could not wait for nothing.