Saturday, July 20, 2013

Adventures of Bud, Still partying

Yes Sally had set the whole party up with Tally's unknowing help to get grist for her gossip blog meal unfortunatly all the people at party were not big celeberitys of computer city wich was a downfall of sally's plan but, as long as she had something to write.

Patricia Meow was there also and sally could not wait to pubish juicy tidbits about patricia on her blog. Patricia was was a lion tamer of the computer city zoo unly she did not know the fist thing about lions which is not a good thing if you are a lion tamer in a zoo so I am told. Patricia was legendary for getting overloaded on food at parties and singing songs like "Party tonight at the top of her lungs much to every ones enjoyment. The woman could not carry a tone and yet she beleived that she was robbed of a singing career because of a toe nail injury singing practice in high school that deprived her of seeing a talent scould when said scout showed up at the comuter city high scool. She was in the traing room getting her toenail taped when the talent scout was there and by the time she was all taped up it was to late and the scout was gone and patricia knew then that here dreams of singing stardom were not going to be realized.

At this party patricia had to many cheese crackers and started singing "Why my, why me I am not a tree, I am a person so you should see me." Oh, it was just horrible but, there was nothing anyone could do once she got started she would not stop until she had exhaused all her energy. Which was usually an hour into her inpromptu singing performances and that was just about the time that everyone wanted to throw her out in the street.

Patricia Meow was a good looking woman. She is 5'10" tall dark brow skin with shiny black silky hair. Blue eyes, large feet and an angular jaw bone. Men constantly were asking her out but, she was not interested in a relationship because of all the bad relationshiips she had had in the past including one suitor who stole all her record collection. And she also had a marriage that lasted and I am not kdding about this no more than 48 hours before she decided that she had had enough and drove a rented car from the honeymoon to her home in computer city without so much as a goodby to her new soon to be former husband. More on this later if I can remember to write about it.

So as you can see her outbursts at parties were a little more understandable in light of what I have just told you is it not?

Sally was walking around the room just looking for more stories to write on her blog when her old boy friend Fritz address. "oh, no why did I have to see Fritz her of all the places in computer city why here and why now.

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