Sunday, May 31, 2020

Episode 233: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game

I do not put on a good show playing kfourline. I don't need to say anymore. At least I don't think I do. Maybe I do need to. Good day.

Advertures of bud page 19

It sounds like my tooth is not the only thing that is bothering me. My conscience is also bothering me and its decibel level is high. I am glad its not another person.

Bud open up that elevator door. I need to use the elevator.

Bud opened the elevator door.

"Who are you sir?

Never mind bud. There is not time for an introduction. I need to get to a meeting. And you made me late.

Bud felt anxiety race from his head to his toes. What have I done. I made this person late for a meeting. I am a horrible person. What have I done. I am a horrible person. I am a horrible person. I am sure this person things Bud LongInteger is a horrible person. What have I done. This silence is awkward.

Do you know anything about Melittology?

Bees are my favorite insect in the world. But, sadly I don't know much about them. The man said,

I wish I had taken up the study of bees instead of working this office job. I could be outside right now. Watching bees flit from flower to flower. Listening to there soothing sounds. And I ended up here. Trapped in this office from 10 to 5. The best hours of the day,

You sound unhappy Bud,

Saturday, May 30, 2020

Episode 282: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game

I played Aquaplane on episode 232 of OatmealBreakfast plays a video game. The game is on Zx spectrum games and I watched a video of Aquaplane game play. Thank you for watching.

Friday, May 29, 2020

Funny hacker is my new song.

Here is my newest song. I hope you like it. Thank you for listening. Good day.

Thursday, May 28, 2020

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Adventures of bud page 18

"Ouch. I think a piece of pizza broke my tooth. How dare my tooth break. I had a perfect smile. People always say I have nice teeth. I wonder if that is a compliment. It like when I ask how do you like my outfit. And they say my shoes look nice. Is that a compliment? I had the perfect smile before my tooth broke. And few cavities. What have I done. My world is crumbing down beside me. Or should I say on me.

Why did I even bother to get up today. I am so miserable right now. And to top it off I am talking to the wall of the elevator. I wonder if I should open the elevator door. What would I find on the other side of that door?

I can't wait until I get off work and I can go drive my ice cream truck. I suppose I should get back to my office and do some coding. Blah. Why didn't I get a job at computer city bakery. Instead I get to sit in front of my computer and write errors. How thrilling. I do feel a bit guilty about not working. What do you think elevator wall?

I think you should get back to work Bud LongInteger. The voice said.

Bud jumped up in surprise,

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Sunday, May 24, 2020

I played Ant Attack on episode 228 of OatmealBreakfast plays a video game. I watched an Ant Attack video on Youtube. I played the game on Zx Spectrum games website. Thank you for taking the time to watch the video. If you did of course. Have a great day.

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Episode 227 of OatmealBreakfast plays a video game.

ON today's show I play Sudoku and talk my head off. Not literally of course. Thank you for watching. Have a great day.

Adventures of bud page 17

Traci is an amazing woman. I am glad I married her sometimes. I should have married her sooner. What if I had not married Traci at all. Where would I be now? Would I have a different job? Would I be happier? Would I live in a different city? Would I have a bigger house? What could have been. Have I made the right choice in life.

What if I had learning about botany Would I be a farmer now. Would I be collecting rare seeds. Spending all day outside. Doing something that is useful. Listening to birds and crickets. Being in the worm sunshine in the morning.>/p>

And I am here in this building. Blah. I don't think I like being inside. That reminds me of that article that talked about the fact that most people spend most of their lives inside. The thought of spending most of my life inside makes me sad. I want to get outside. I want to get outside. I want to get outside. I suppose driving the ice cream truck does get me outside. And maybe I could do strand up comedy in a park. I am so miserable right now. I hope Traci is having a good time.

Friday, May 22, 2020

Its a jigsaw puzzle today. so watch won't you. Good day.

Thursday, May 21, 2020

RC Aficionado my latest song

This is my latest and not so greatest song.
On episode 225 I play The birds and the bees. Its a video game from 1983. I also watched a review of the birds and the bees.

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

I play Kapman. I wish I played it better. Good day.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Monday, May 18, 2020

OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 222

On this episode I play Potato guy. I dress him up quit well if I do say so myself. And that is what I am saying. Thank you for watching.

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Episode 221: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game

Its not much of an episode today. No action. No nothing. I have no idea how to play time-Gate.

Saturday, May 16, 2020

Friday, May 15, 2020

Episode 219: OatmealBreakfast plays a vide game

I play another video game Badly today. Thanks for watching.

Advertures of Bud page 16

"p>"I hear you bud." Traci said. Could you get two salads and garlic bread?" Traci asked.

"You know how I hate garlic bread." Bud said.

"What are you talking about Bud. Everyone loves garlic bread.

"Everyone but, one. And that one is me."

"I learn new things about you everyday Bud LongInteger. You are an amazing man."

"Will you stop Traci. I know you don't mean it.

You are right bud I don't mean it. Just joking. Live a little bud. All that make work is making you uptight.

I have been uptight for years. Its not the work that makes me uptight. I got this job because I am uptight. The job does not make me uptight.

Whatever bud. Goodbye.

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Cereal: OatmealBreakfasts latest musical creation

If you listen to one OatmealBreakfast song you will want to listen to more OatmealBreakfasts songs. Ha ha. Joking only joking. Thank you for listening.

Episode 217: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game

On episode 217 I play Galaxian. Good evening.

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 216

Get ready to watch a video that may put you to sleep. I hope it doesn't. I play Tetravex on episode 216. Thank you for watching. Good day.

Monday, May 11, 2020

OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 214

Its time for another episode of OatmealBreakfast plays a video game where I play KBlocks. This show is so entertaining it will put you right to sleep. Thank you for watching.

OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 215

On today's episode I play a game called 3d Tank. Good day.

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I am sorry my dear. I did not mean to put the much pressure on you. I did not think how my saying that would impact you.

Blah blah blah bud. I don't know what you are talking about.

Why are you calling me Traci?

I wanted to talk to you.

Why do you want to talk to me Traci no one else wants to talk to me. I don't even want to talk to me. Why do you want to talk to me?

You are so dramatic bud. I want to ask you if you could bring some pizza home for dinner?

Pizza for dinner Traci. I don't know about that. I am eating pizza for lunch. I don't know if I want pizza for dinner. I suppose I could stomach eating pizza for dinner. Sure Traci I will pick up some puzzle for dinner. Or I suppose I could have it delivered to the office. You know I am a busy man. I like to do lots of make work. Unnecessary work that does not have to be done.

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Thursday, May 7, 2020

Adventures of bud page 14

I am not going to do what you tell me elevator. I am an adult. I am the boss of me. You are not the boss of me elevator.

Buds cellphone rang. He reached into his pocket to get the cellphone.

Why did I ever get a cellphone. I am wistful for the days when I was not constantly interrupted by my so called friends. I wonder who wants to bug me now. Oh, its Traci. What does she want now? Maybe I should not answer. I bet she wants to talk to me about something bad. I know something bad happened.

Hello, Traci how are you. The love of my life. My reason for living.

Reason for living. That is putting a lot of pressure on me. I don't think that you should put that much pressure on me. I don't know if I like being your reason for living.

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 211

On episode 211 I play Sudoku. I solve the Sudoku puzzle in 13 minutes and 4 seconds. Good day.

ComoSeDice OatmealBreakfasts latest song

I offer this song for you to listen to. i wonder if L like it? I am not sure. Good day.

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Episode 210: OatmealBreakfast plays a video game

On today's show I played Horace goes skiing. The video is not very long. Good day.

Sunday, May 3, 2020

OatmealBreakfast plays a video game Episode 297

Its a sunflower jigsaw puzzle today. Good day.

Episode 208: OatmealBreakfast plays a vide game

Guess what video game I am playing today? If you guess Centipede you are correct. Good day.

Advntures of Bud page 13

"I should be happy I could be sitting in front of a a computer writing code. You know what is worse than coding. If you guessed reading than you are correct. There is nothing worse than sitting staring at a book all day or for five minutes or anytime at all. I don't think I sit around well. Why am I always talking to myself? Maybe i need some friends. I have Traci. I don't need friends. I almost forgot I was married. It feels like I have been at the office for hours.

I cant wait to get out of here so i can go drive my ice cream truck. There is nothing worse than sitting in a stuffy office. Why did I ever get this computer coding job? Why can't I save up enough money to buy a pizza cart. I could sell pizza by the slice. Driving around all over computer city deliver pizza to the people of computer city.

This pizza is so good. I really need to learn how to make pizza before I quit this job and start driving my pizza cart. I feel a bit guilty about not doing any coding. But, not guilty enough to sit at my desk in front of my computer. Eww. I think I need someone to talk to. I am a people person after all. Have been since my early days. Ha.

The elevator door opened.

Not this again. How dare you tell me what to do elevator,>/p>