Hmm, what boring thing should I write about today

Well the end of the month is here and I have entered my monthly sweepstakes. Yesterday I looked through all the one entry sweepstakes that ended today; there sure were not as many sweepstakes ending on the last day of this month, compared to last month. But entering a lot of sweepstakes if fun for me; I feel like I have accomplished something by entering those sweepstakes. Bring on February. I know who to write an exciting post don't I?

I am the most exciting person it the county

I downloaded the newest version of rebol yesterday and I am determined to make something with it. I always have that feeling every time I download a compiler or interpreter then the feeling fizzles and I get nothing done and then I complain in a blog post that I get nothing done. Then I repeat that cycle over again with another compiler. Someday I will break the cycle and make something.

My posts are depressing

My posts are depressing. Its probably because I am a bad writer but, there could be other reasons. It might be in trying to write a post every day I just write a post even though I don't want to. Ah I will just write a post everyday just to keep writing.

I am totally hyped up, I can feel it this will be the year I make something worth making. Of course I think that every year.

I like writing fiction because I can make things up when I write. I really enjoy making things up. When I write nonfiction I think it is boring because my life is dull. Oh well now one is reading this blog so I am only putjavascript:void(0)ting myself to sleep, I hope.

As I have said over and over aging

As I have said over and over again I want to make computer animations. As I have also said before the animations will only be a few seconds long. I was just thinking maybe I should make some black and white animations, that would be cool.

I have been trying to think of a character I could make up and I think I have though one up. Jimmy Gingerbread the toughest man in the west, maybe or maybe not. It definitely has to have a gingerbread man.

Continuing from yesterday

Continuing from yesterday. I think the name failure is my friend if great for my blog because I fail at everything. I have failed to write my own computer programs, failed to make animations with blender. I am tired of writing in my blog that this will be the year I create a website or this will be the year I make animations. I need to see results. I want to make stuff.

My blog is so repetitive. All I write about now are the things I talked about in the previous paragraph. My blog is so bad I don't even want to read it anymore. I need to stop wring about doing something and just do it. There I go again repeating myself. Someday I will make something I know I will.

I am changing the name of my blog

I am changing the name of my blog because I feel like it. Machine Instructions does not seem appropriate for this blog. It needs a title that is more, well more. I don't know what the word is and really who cares anyway.

Back when I stated this blog I am sure I had dreams of blogging success. Hundreds of thousands of readers, I would be a keynote speaker at blogging conferences. In other words I thought I would be an internet celebrity. Now though I realize that this blog will never be popular. I mean who would read it, its horrible. I don't blame anyone for not reading it.

Even though I probably will never be as good a blogger as I hopped I would be I want to keep posting every day because I like writing, it relaxes me. My writing is painful to read but, so what as long as I enjoy doing it. Goodnight.

I have not been doing much programming

I have not been doing much programming for the past few days but, hope to get back to it shortly. I have had some computer problems lately so I have not had time to program. This will be the year I make something. I promise my self, yes in deed. I do break promises all the time though.

silly fake diary entry #20

Sorry for not writing an entry for the past few days but, its been a hectic week of doing nothing. One thing went wrong and then another thing went wrong and on and on. First my slipper got torn because well, I tore them in a fit of happiness. I know you are dying to know why I was so happy diary so I will tell you why I was so miserable no, wait, I meant to write happy. I watched half an hour of my favorite movie "Silly and the band" and let me tell you that is one heck of an accomplishment.

That is one bad movie. Well anyway diary its time for bed goodnight. I will tell you about tomorrow tomorrow and today tomorrow also, if that makes any sense. Goodnight.

This will only take a minute

There was much excitement yesterday. I practiced writing some javascript. I read part of a tutorial on jquery.com. I started out excited and then as usually happens to me I start to think to myself: I will never be able to learn this and then I can't function. I try to read the words but, nothing makes sense anymore. I suppose I need a lot more practice with javascript. This post is exciting isn't it.

A awful post

In addition to learning how to program and putting up a web site this year I want to start making and putting online 3d animations that I make with blender. They might not be more than a few seconds long though because my computer is not that powerful and I don't want the file sizes to big because the animations would take me to long to upload if the files sizes were to big. I just want to start making animations. I hope I can make the animations at least 5 to 10 seconds long. They will be bad I am sure. That's all for now.

Lost of tutorials to read

I have mentioned before that I have a lot of tutorials that I need to read. It overwhelming because there are some many. I just need to get started and read a few each day and how know maybe in five or six years I will get through reading half of them. Where is this post going. No where that is where. So I am ending this post. See you later.

Please, please don't read this post

More senseless talk about a web site. I know I go on about making a web site but, who cares no one reads this blog anyway. Like I have said before I want to make a web site. So I just need to get something put up onto the web. I don't think it will ever be great but, I need to make on because I want to make one. If you know what I mean. I am real excited right now but, I know when I get the web site put up I am sure I will be disappointed. That's the end of today's boring post. See you tomorrow if I don't see you later today :).

sillys fake diary entry #19

Sorry diary for not writing and entry for awhile. I have been totally stressed since I ate all that candy. I have not been able to anything. Ok, ok I never do anything even when I am not stressed but, now I am stressed and not doing anything. I have just been able to lay up in bed and not been able to do anything else.

On the positive side I have been able to catch up on my T.v. viewing. I just sit there day after day staring at the television and it is not even turned on. I must say it is an impressive looking piece of electronics. It just wonderful looking. I know, I know diary I could you know turn it on but, it looks so peaceful when it is turned off. I can't bring myself to ruin all that by turning it on as I just said. Sorry diary I am repeating myself.

Are you still with me diary. I hope I have not put you to sleep. Hellooo. Well I will let you go diary. I know you are busy. Goodnight.

Wild talk about a web site

I know yesterday I talked about a web site and so today I will too. For years I have wanted to put up a web site. But there probably will not be an internet to put my web site on by the time I get around to building said web site. I am waiting so long because my web site needs to be perfect for that one person that will visit it. I picture it being like this blog: bad writing and no readers.

But you know, having no one interested in what I write is a good thing. No one will insult my intelligence; except myself of course, I can write what I want and no one will complain; because no one cares, and I can post as much as I want and no one will complain; again because no one cares.

But I think if I ever do get a web site up I will have fun building it even though no one will ever visit it. I love programming and get upset that I don't know how to program. I need to get that web site up. Go web site.

I am boring

Continuing with the completely uninteresting posts on programming. This year I hope to finally make a website. I know what kind of web site I want to make as I have said in this blog before. I want to make a website that has games that I make that people can play. I said before that I want to make atari 2600 games. Now I also think that I want to make some games with JavaScript and put those on the website too.

I want the website to use html 4.0 or html 5. I will also use css and php. I have a lot to do so I need to get started. I have got mountains of tutorials that I want to read on those programming languages.

More deep thoughts

Today I did some deep thinking. Not to deep though. Yesterday I wrote that I wanted to start making programs. Then I started thinking about why do I want to learn so many programming languages. I guess I want to look smart is the reason I came up with for why I want to learn so many programming languages. Its time to stop trying to be or look smart. I want to see if I can write programs. I have wanted to programs for years but, like I said yesterday I have never made anything. I know I can do it if I focus. I will try this year. I will give it my best shot.

Who know what this post will be about

I thought I would write another post about programming today and so I will. I know I say this all the time but, I want to make my own programs. So with that in mind I have stopped thinking I need to lean a lot of programming languages. I know I need to learn only a few languages.

I only have so much time to practice programming. Also what is the point of learning hello world in every programming language and not knowing how to make programs. Of course I can learn as many programming languages as I want. And do I ever like learning a little bit about some programming language I have never tried before. But gosh I just want to start making programs.

I was just thinking that maybe I should stop worrying about programming languages and only worry about making things. Because I always worry about should I learn a bunch of programming languages or one or two and it doesn't matter with options I try I still have not made anything. Maybe that is what I should do just worry about creating programs and not worry about programming languages. Use whatever language I want but, just start making stuff today. Because if I don't stat making programs I will forever be just creating hello world programs. Yes I need to start creating and not worrying about how many programming languages I am trying to learn or not learn, just make programs. Go, go go.

Don't reat this post

This will be a very exciting post. I am still reading a book on php and I am still also reading reading Dive into python three. I hope to get both of those books read this year. See I told you it would be an exciting post. Who knows maybe by the time computers can program themselves I will be able to write my own computer games. That is all for today. Goodnight and good evening.

sillys fake diary entry #19

January 13, 2000

Dear diary

Since I had so much fun eating the pumpkin pie yesterday today I thought I would eat a big bag of mixed candy. I am talking about the big bags of candy that you will find at almost any store. I think they would be called fun size. And I did have fun eating the candy.

I stated eating the candy at 9:00am and finished at 4:00pm. I know that seems like an outrageous amount of time to eat one bag of candy and I agree. Most of the time was spent trying to get the last few pieces eaten. It took me ten minutes to finish off the last two handfuls of candy.

Wow I feel great even though I have eaten all that candy because I feel a sense of accomplishment. Yay. Have a great night diary.

sillys fake diary entry #18

January 12 2000

Dear diary

Man do I feel bad diary. My stomach hurts. From those few words you know I had an exciting day. It was wild in fact. At 9:00am I sat down to eat a piece of pumpkin pie. I had the piece finished by about 9:15. I was feeling good so I decided why not eat the whole pie. I know what your thinking diary, silly is wild and even zany. I am those things diary.

For the next few hour it was pandemonium. Who knew sitting at the table and eating some pie could be so exciting. I almost had the pie finished at around 3:00 all I had left was one piece. And that piece took me the longest to eat because I was stuffed by that time. I should not have taken forty five minutes to finish off what amounts to a small bite though.

I had that pie polished off at 3:45 but, I was so stuffed and exhausted that I was no good to anyone including myself for the rest of the day. I am proud of myself. A week ago I would have said one piece of pie is enough and called it a day. Today though I set a hard goal and met the challenge. Yes, Yes, Yay. Sweet dreams diary.

sillys fake diary entry #17

January 11 2000

Dear diary

Sorry for not writing a diary entry yesterday but, I was so tired that I did not feel like writing. All that driving or I mean flying to the silly compound from the silly apartment. It was like ten minutes in the car or I mean plane so I was just completely exhausted. I know you would be to if you spent that much time traveling diary.

Today I just sat around and argued with Ms silly. Oh our relationship it so volatile. We yell at each other more then we have civil conversations. It was not always that way. Two or three months ago we were as happy as anyone I have ever known. I don't know what changed in our relationship but, something did. I don't want to know what changed though, I just want to bury my head in the sand and hope things get better someday.

I guess my marriage is not so bad. For one thing I have a woman who cares enough to remember my name. She cared enough to marry me. She has put up with me for longer than I though anyone would ever put up with me. I hope things get better someday. I am tired so, goodnight diary.

I'll say it again

I'll say it again. I want this to be the year that I start making my own small programs and animations. I know I can do it. I just need to focus and work hard. I want to do it so hopefully I will reach my goal, then again maybe I won't. Who knows.

sillys fake diary entry #17

January 9 2000

Dear diary

Today was another boring day at silly's apartment. I just sat around watching T.V. BORING. I am so boring. I never do anything exciting. Heck with it I am tired so goodnight diary. I think I will head for the silly compound tomorrow because this apartment living is getting tiresome.

sillys fake diary entry #16

January 8 2000

Dear diary

After yesterdays flurry of activity(reading a book) I was exhausted so I spent my whole day today on the couch in front of the T.V. watching DVDs. I know what you thinking diary how exciting silly why don't you quit boring me and get back to watching the movies. Your wish is my command diary. Goodnight diary and see you tomorrow.

sillys fake diary entry #16

January 7 2000

Dear diary

Diary you probably don't know this about me but, when I was younger I want to be a world class chess player. The reason I did not become a chess player was because of lack of practice and also I did not know a rook from a king. I would say not knowing which chess piece was witch piece was pretty embarrassing when you dream of being a chess player.

So that is why today for the first time in years I picked up a how to play chess book. And after reading through it I still do not know a rook from a queen. How disappointing. My dream has come to an end because I finally realize that I will never be able to play the game I love. I will just have to watch the game and still be confused as to what exactly is going on. Not knowing what is going on in the game is part of the excitement really.

I did not do much besides reading the chess book today. Yea it was a boring day though I am exhausted so goodnight diary.

sillys fake diary entry #15

January 6 2000

Dear diary

I could not sleep at all last night so you know what that means yep, no one else got to sleep either. I know it is so selfish of me to wake everyone up but, I do play good music even though it is loud. Thinking of other people has never been my strong point that for sure.

I am so tired I don't think I will continue writing, goodnight diary. I am off to watch Austin powers, goodnight.

sillys fake diary entry #14

January 5 2000

Dear diary

Its more of the same in the new year diary. I fly here I fly there. I don't technically fly of course. I fly on a plane that flies. You got me I don't actually fly on a plane that flies. You always know when I am not telling the truth diary.

You know me and you know that I would never spend the money on a plane ticket. No I would never do that. Instead I fly my little wooden glider that I buy at the store for a dollar or two. I have been flying those types of gliders since I was a little silly. Young silly I mean. Flying them brings me back to my youth. What fun I had today.

I fly my little glider in the park next to my apartment which is plenty big for flying. The only problem I had today was that it was so windy that all the glider did when I threw it was fly right back towards me. Sure I could have thrown it with the wind but, what fun would that be. There is no challenge in that. I always need a challenge as you know diary. The glider never broke even though it hit the had ground numerous time very hard.

I am sure I have bored you enough today diary, so goodnight and I will be writing you tomorrow. Sleep well. OK you don't sleep but, you get the idea.

sillys fake diary entry #13

January 4, 2000

Dear diary

I promise you diary that I will not write another diary entry like I did yesterday. I was emotional and upset. I'll say it again, it won't happen again. On to happier things.

And those happier things are will, nothing really. Today I just sat around in my apartment and ate chocolate cake. I adore chocolate cake. I once ate one whole chocolate cake in an hour. I was upset at that time too. I am so upset I don't feel like writing anymore today dairy. Goodnight.

Sillys fake diary entry #11

January 3, 2000

Dear diary.

I am so upset dairy. Its three days into the new millennium and already I can't wait for this year to end. My life is horrible. Misses silly is so unreasonable I can not believe it. Which is why I can't wait for this year to and maybe are marriage to end.

Diary she said she wants me to pay more attention to her. How dare she. We are married so I am not supposed to pay attention to her. "Attention is for courtship maria" I said. She had the gall to tell me that I was mistaken and said that if I did not start treating her with more respect she would leave me. "Leave me for who" I said. She said "Living with you all these years I don't want another man". "Thanks" I said. She said "Don't take it as a compliment, I meant I realize I want to live alone, because you are so mean to me. I said "You think I am mean to you, you should see the way I treat other people because I am downright almost nice to you. Our argument went on for a few more minutes then I stormed out of the apartment.

She can leave me for all I care. I will just get someone else. Oh heck I don't want her to leave, I am really fond of that woman. Maybe she will change her mind or I could change my mind and start treating her nicer.

All this talk about my marital problems has left me drained. I am eating an ice cream cone and then its off to bed for me. Goodnight diary.

sillys fake diary entry #12

January 2, 2000

Deary diary

Well dear diary we are almost two days into to the new millennium an you know what it feel an awful lot like the last millennium. That's just my astute observation

I have a confession to make diary I have already given up on my new years resolution I made what like yesterday. I know, I know how could I but, I figured that is what everyone else does and I want to be like everyone else so I should make a resolution and then give up on trying to accomplish my resolution shortly thereafter. I don't think I will ever stick to a new year resolution but, I will keep making resolutions every year. That does not make any sense does it, oh well.

I feel so guilty diary because I did not get anything done today. I just sat around eating turkey sandwiches and what was left of my sugar cookies. The were more sugar cookies left over than I though there were. I think I will hire some one to make the cookies for my new years eve party next year.

I have go to get to sleep now because I am flying back to silly city tomorrow, wishing you sweet dreams diary.

sillys fake diary entry # 11

January 1, 2000

Dear diary

Dairy I had a wild night last night. I stayed up until 9:00pm. Yea I got tired and fell asleep. In my defense the night before I stayed up until 8:30pm half an hour past my bedtime. I start losing energy after my bedtime diary.

The new years eve party went well even though it did not last until new years day. Everyone was there: my teddy bear, my computer, my favorite books and last and certainly least I was there. It would have been a star studded event except that I was there, lol.

The sugar cookies were a hit. Teddy my teddy bear said they were the worst he ever tasted in his life. But teddy has not had much of a life so what does he know. Besides I think he likes to make me upset by saying mean things to me.

As you know diary I make a new years resolution every year. And as you also know diary its the same resolution year after year because I never follow through with my resolution. If I did accomplish my resolution and then made the same resolution the next year what would be the challenge of the resolution. I would be setting myself up to succeed though and I like to succeed even if its a lock that I will succeed.

Here is my resolution just like last year diary. I want to learn how to program. I know it is a big goal but, this is the last year I am will come though. Next year I will be a programmer and then I will need to get another resolution, I think. Well diary its already past my bed time, goodnight.