The Man Who Wanted To Impress, Page 17

"This pizza is delicious Lauren said. What do you think of it?" "I think its good also." After they finished the pepperoni the desert pizza arrived. "How you ever eaten a desert pizza she asked Lauren." No I have not but, what better to do than try something new on a date with I women who I had not met before going out tonight. I thought I was just going out for another boring night at the computer city video arcade and here I am having dinner with a women I hope to marry someday."

"Lauren said that he goes out to the arcade about once a week but, only skips to help out at a charity. He tried to make himself look as good as possible." "What kind of charity are we taking about her Lauren. Its called Men without recliners. Its stated goal is to provide recliners for men who don't have them. You know its commonly underestimated how important a recliner is to a man's self worth. He needs them to watch the football games or sports in general or he can use the recliner when his significant other be it his mistress, wife, girlfriends, what have you and he have had an argument and he does not want to sleep on the couch so he will choose to tilt the recliner backwards. So if he does not have a recliner he can do no of those all important things.

So its a cause I deeply believe in so I volunteer whenever I can to help at recliner drives or events sponsored by the charity to raise money. I even washed cars one year to help out and we raise a good amount of money. And help by many recliners for the all important men in need. I bet they are watching television in those recliners right now and that makes me feel good. It give me a warm feeling in my heart to know that I am doing some good in the world and not just helping myself."

"That is nice to hear she told Lauren. I don't mean to criticize but, men without recliners does not sound like a big do to me I thought you meant a more important charity. Like say providing stylists for people with bad taste in clothing or say evening dress for women without evening dresses. But, if you think getting recliners to the men who do not have them is important to you than you go ahead and support that charity. Me I don't volunteer because I am to busy working all day at my job that I am just to tired to do anything else at the end of the day. Its good though you are winning points with me for wanted to help those less furnished than yourself. All the while she knew that he was probably lying to him about everything and that she could not believe a word he said but, she had to act like she believed him.