The Man Who Wanted To Impress, Page 7

Lauren promptly got up and did a cartwheel to impress his new quarry. And she was impressed and then he said look what I can do and promptly did a head stand. Which did not impress her as much but, it still made some points. "So what else can you do she said. I can drink a can of soda in under a minute. I am the soda drinking champion of computer city three years running now.

"That is very impressive can you do anything else. I can spend money like no one else. And I think that is my greatest trait of all. And I can spend it faster than anyone else he said." "She said that is great because I have a lot of money and need a man but, you are not my type and I am sorry for taking up you time. I will take my leave she said.

Lauren was upset by the rejection so he ordered himself another ice water. He sipped on his water and thought of all the money of that women who rejected him that he could have spent and what he could have bought. What kind of expensive car could he have been driving around town in and impressing all the strangers that he would never see again but, the would see him in his fancy car.

He decided to stop feeling sorry for himself and look for a new women to marry. He looked around and he saw plenty of couples but, not many single women and that was ok with him because maybe they were quality of quantity. He decided to go for a red head who sat down at the other end of the bar so he got up off his bar stool and headed for her and when he got to her instead of sitting down he started talking to her. He introduced himself as a millionaire even though he had on sneakers and sweats. He said the reason he was dressed so shabbily was that he did not like to look like he had money because people would try to take advantage of him because they thought he had money and want to rip him off or mug him or something horrible like that.

"She said that that was smart and if she had money she would do the same thing which made Lauren quickly turn and walk somewhere else without saying goodbye because he did not want to waste time talking to a women if she did not have money. He was not here to make friends he was here at the disco to make money and that was it. It was not fun and games. SO with that in min he quickly looked for another women to go after and after about a minute of looking he found her.