The Man Who Wanted To Impress, Page 19

Suddenly a women in a clown suit. She ordered them into a limo and they obeyed as she was very demanding so what else could they do but, obey so the went into the limo. Inside the limo the clown revealed herself as Lana one of Laurens victim's. Lauren had taken all her money and sold all her possessions and left town to find more women to take money from.

Now she was going to get her revenge. She was going to do the most terrible thing imaginable. She was going to force Lauren to watch the comedy Dvds made by the worst comedian on earth, Daniel Thornton.

Daniel Thornton started his career as a bad programmer and then decided to switch to comedy because everyone he knew told him that he was not funny but, he thought he was funny so he wanted to prove everyone he knew wrong. But, all he did was prove them right because no one else thought he was funny either but, he persisted trying to be funny witch only made him unfunny. He had made several of the worst comedy DVDs know to the world. The were so unfunny that they were funny.

The computer city gazette said of the DVDs they should never be watched and the only redeeming quality was that they could be used as drink coasters as they were cheaper than regular drink coasters.

Lana was going to start out with the worst of Daniel Thornton's comedy DVD's. It was called vacation comedy and featured Daniel Thornton's jokes about vacation and taking in-laws on vacation. For the DVD Daniel Thornton was standing on a horribly fake looking beach set. It did not look good but, he thought it looked fine but, everyone else said it looked horrible and would have been embarrassed to be seen on such a horrible set. The jokes as usual were terrible and were unfunny that they were painful to listen to but, Daniel Thornton thought they were the best jokes ever told and as usual wondered why everyone one the world besides him thought that they were not funny. The man was oblivious to criticism he thought he was right and the funniest man in the world and everyone had no taste. He was the arbiter of true taste. He knew it all. And everyone else knew nothing. It was sad really but, he would not listen to anyone else because he thought they were jealous of his talent. And were trying to tear him down and make him feel bad about himself so that they could ruin his life and he was having none of it.

So he kept making terrible DVD's and everyone laughed behind his back. And he did not notice.