The Man Who Wanted To Impress, Page 20

After the clown had forced both of them to watch Daniel Thornton's first video she went on to some truly terrible DVD's. The next video was called To the Apartment. Which was Daniel Thornton's take on the furnishing's in apartments and these were some very bad jokes.

Lauren and his women were or want to scream out in pain after watching just one joke as the joke was the worst joke they had ever heard. But, no they had to keep watching bad joke after bad joke and the worst thing was that Daniel Thornton was laughing at his own bad jokes which was so sad and painful to watch. And Lauren glad he was not the man on the DVD. Which would have left him embarassed.

Lauren knew he was a crook but, at least he did not think he was funny when he knew he could not tell a joke from a clothes hamper. He was temped to send Daniel Thornton a letter telling him just how unfunny he thought Daniel Thornton was. He would think about it if he ever got out of this situation alive. He was sure he probably would but, one never knows about these things. Though he was sure that all these bad DVD's would damage his sense of her forever though no one ever said he had much of a sense of humor anyway. So it would not be much of a loss to him or to the world as he was not going to become a world class comedian anyway though he could always tell the women he was after that he was one of the funniest people in the world that no one had ever heard of.

Lauren did fancy himself somewhat of a ladies man and even joked to friends that he could pickup more women in 20 minutes than most me could all day. That did not get much of a laugh though but, at least he tried to get a laugh. Daniel Thornton also though of himself as a ladies man but, he was just as wrong about that as he was about his humor. Which was very women. So wrong he could have been right but, he was still wrong.

After the second DVD the clown lady game Lauren and his lady friend a rest from the bad comedy for a little lunch. Which consisted of fries and burgers from the computer city hamber joint. The burgers and fries were a much need respite from the bad comedy but, could not get the bad taste out of their mouths after watching Daniel Thornton make a fool out of himself right in front of there eyes. With two of the worst selling DVDS of all time.