Monday, May 21, 2012

Page 1, Queen of Miserable

"Do you know where my least favorite evening dress is Tank" Yvette said.

"I don't care were it its and get it yourself, what am I your maid." Tank swans said.

We meet are heroine packing for her world tour. She is a distinguished author and lecturer. She is going on a word tour to help promote her new book: Queen of Miserable her autobiography. It details her meteoric rise to fame in only 3 years she rose from miserable house wife to the world foremost expert on how to make yourself miserable. Its her 2nd book.

Her fist book written last year is called 3 steps to a more miserable you: A book for people who have always wanted to be miserable but, don't have the time. It detailed her fool proof 3 step plant to make any one miserable. The book was a huge success in a word tired of books about how to be happy. A hit in a world tired of worrying about being happy. As a matter of fact a world tired of being happy. Happiness had taken over the world and people wanted something different. They wanted a change. And along came Yvette with her book at the right time and right place.

She decided not to go on a book tour for the 3 steps for a more miserable you as she like being around people. After the book was out for a month or two people recognized her on the street and she detested fame and she began to become miserable around people. Yes, Yvette was not miserable all the time. Which is a revelation she desperately pubic as it would have been scandalized. Yvette had said she was miserable all the time. She would have been out of a job and back to a being a house wife which would not have bothered her because she was miserable as a house wife. She disliked being an author more so she want to spend the rest of her life writing books.

She finally got her suitcase pack and got ready for bed to get up for an early morning. She was to leave for the airport at 6:30am.

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