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Then came a big surprise after the screening of Tamara is not a superhero she is a computer scientist. One her last stop before going to Micochip island Userlasocks was going to stop at computer city market to stock up on supplies for the long plane ride. Ok, she was going to appear at camp software.

Tommy Teletype was a family to the socks as well as being and on again off againg boyfriend toUserla. Right now they were off again but, that did not stop here from going to the camp since she adored children. Tommy and userla's latest breakup was caused by his refusal to commit. Userla was tired of their on again off again relationship since she was not getting any younger and wanted to get married and have children. The scene went like this.

"So tommy are you going to make a commitment"userla said".

"Are you serious Userla" Tommy said.

"l am always serious I am not a comedic actress as you know

"I a young man"

"35 years old is not young its middle aged"

"I know how old I am and 35 Middle Aged no way userla"

"Commit or I am leaving you Tommy" Userla said.

"Well then I when will you be leaving me"

"Right now."

You'll be back" Tommy said.

I will never come crawling back to you ever" Usela said. Never usually meant six month to a yearin userla's vocabulary.

So in spite of the breakup userla showed up at the camp on movie night. she sat in the back under the cover of darkness which allowed her to remain unseen for the entire movie. Then after the closing credits when the lights when on she stood up and was recognied by one of the young campers and quickly the wispers spread that Userla was in the house. She strode up to the font of the room and said "Hello there campers". Then she motioned to her assistant to bring the bag full of gifts.

The bag was a genaric brand of garbage bag. It was brown of large and I might add very hevy. Her assistant handed her the garbage bag. Inside of the supposed bage were shirts and hats, posters, key chains, casette tapes of the sound track of Tamara is not a superhero she is a computer scientist. In fact everything in the bag was memorabilia from the movie.

A smaall green card table was set up in the front of the hall and on it were placed a pen and bottled wated and a glass. The children were husled into a single file line. And each camper went up and recieved a signed picture, a shirt, hat, key chain, and a hellow with a smile from Userla.

When Bud got his chance to receive the gifts he was rendered speechless. He had never met or even caught a glimps of a celebrity before. He was only four years old after all. Big for his age but, still only four years old. That day always stuck in buds mind even 26 years later.

All the gifts handed out and the children greeted. Userla took her leave of the camp witout so much as a look in tommys direction. She hopped on her plane bound for her vacation destination Micro Chip island. Tommy new even though she had ignoredhim she would soon come crawing back to his door begging his forgiveness or so he thought. He did not know that she was through with romantic relationships for the next 26 years unill she met the man who would make her heart flutter with excitement again. She would never speak or acknoledge tommy again. Despite his repeated attempts to contact her. He sent chocolates with love letters, called her house but, her maid always answered and said she was either busy or not home. Hewas devastated by her regection. And never again would he love a woman preferingto live alone than have a relationship. He was far from on happy. He was happier than he had been in years. The single life suited him perfectly.

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