The case of the Missing Tuna Sandwich, Fiction

The case of who ate the Tuna fish sandwich had baffled the computer city police department for a day and a half. Bud LongInteger first reported it missing at 1:30pm on the afternoon of Tuesday, August 31. It was not 9:00am on September 2. Everyone including the officers at the police department were starting to get worried. Would anyone ever see the Tuna fish sandwich again.

It all started on a warm clear day with a cloudless sky. "Bud remarked that it seemed like something bad might happen because the day was like the foreboding days he read about in mystery novels. So Bud was wary. He felt hungry so he went into the kitchen of the mansion to make himself a Tuna fish sandwich.

He gathered up the ingredients. Whole wheat bread, mayonnaise, canned tuna packed in oil. After he prepared the sandwich he left the room for a little bit to go down to the refrigerator in the basement which had all the soda stored in it. And when he returned he was horrified to find that the sandwich had vanished off the plate he had set it on.

He rushed around the room in a state of panic until he was able to calm down and think things through logically. Then he called the police and they agreed to come out to the house and check things out. Two detectives from the computer city police force dropped by less than 15 minutes later. Frank and Hank. The were to of the city's finest detectives. The were sent on the case with orders not to come back until they found out what happened to the sandwich. So they brought their sleeping bags, toothbrushes, hair combs, anything that they needed in case they need to camp out at the longInteger residence.

They sat down to question Bud about what happened. He explained what had happened in painful detail. By the time he had finished his story the detectives were begging him to stop talking. The wanted to get on the case and be home in time for dinner. Bud had mentioned that he believed that only two other people were in the house at the time of the disappearance though he was not sure. So the whole family had to be questioned.

First up was buds mom Harriet. Hello misses LongInteger my name is Detective Hank and this is Detective Frank. Where where you on the day in question at 6:30pm. "Please call me Harriet" Harriet said. "As regards to you question about my whereabouts on August 31 at 6:30pm I thought the theft took place at 1:30pm" said Harriet.

Ah yes said Hank about that we are just trying to see if you are an interesting person. See I am single and looking for a women. So I am just practicing my pick up lines. "Oh, I see said Harriet. Well keep practicing, just not on me, thank you" Harriet said.