The Fake astronomer, fiction

Williams pool parities were legendary in computer city. He would hire the best caterer in computer city. Gold catering company was the name of the company. It was nothing but the best for William's parties.

Since parties made William nervous he always like to loosen up before hand with 2 to 3 non-alcoholic beers. After that he would be ready to go and be the center of attention until early in the morning. His parties always lasted until early the next morning and the neighbors always complained about the loud music. But he just ignored them and did what he wanted.

This did not endear him to his neighbors but, he was not concerned with being popular he was more concerned with being well paid

For entertainment he would jump off the diving board of his pool and contort his body into different start constipations. Of which he always got the names wrong because after all the was the astronomer who did not know anything about astronomy. He first explained what constellations he was going to preform and then perform. For instance He would tell everyone he was now going to perform as the suns and then jump off the diving board in a ball and smash into the water and the water would go flying everywhere.

After he was finished with his diving board routines. He liked to entertain the crowd to preform with his band the astronots. Sadly William was not better at being a front man for a band than he was at being an astronomy professor. Yes, he could not even carry his own luggage let alone a tune. But, no one said a word for fear of hearting his feeling with the truth also because they were well paid and had no reason to speak up and tell him to find a different line of work because they could make a living living off what he paid them.

People would laugh behind his back at his ineptness as a singer. For example He would sing - How are you, I am fine - so it sounded like he was some kind of sick animal moaning in the throes of death. It was sad really that no one loved him enough to tell him the way things really were. No, instead they let him make a fool of himself and fool himself into thinking he was the most talented singer in the world. When everyone in the world know that not to be the case.

He also fancied himself a talented movie director but, he was just as bad at movie directing as he was at anything else he trued to try or did.